poon punch

A female friend who socks you with her pootie tang.

Duuuuude!!!!! My lady friend, partner, companion person hellsa poon punched me yesterday, and left a snail trail on my leg.

by CaDog And Eriko April 8, 2004

anti-poon

a friend or loved one that repels sex for anyone they come in contact with. Female version of cock block

You get laid last night?
Fuck no I went to the bar with anti-poon

by CRV January 11, 2008

Poon

An Indian brotha. In reference to Punjab, the Pun becomes Poon.

"Hey poon, get over here!"

by Anonymous March 8, 2005

poon cake

when having sex with your partner shove a piece of cake up the vagina ejaculate inside and then share the cake with one another

for janes birthday we made some poon cake.

by nizzle321 August 5, 2008

poon smooch

Licking a girls pussy.. or a mans. In that case it's called smooching a manpoon. Pehaps your own.

I'd love to smooch her poon!

Let go out for some good old poon smooching..

How can a man smooch his own manpoon?

by Diggathan November 21, 2006

poon sandwich

Lettuce and tomato need not apply here. Poon sandwich is the first, last, and only way to describe anything and everything. Oh yeah, its also a vajayjay.

ex. Leetness was playing Halo 3 so good, he slathered mayonnaise on his poon sandwich.

ex. "Fuck you, you poon sandwich"

ex. Sally was showing off her poon sandwich, much to Tom's delight.

ex. He won and made the losers eat his poon sandwich.

by Rick Ross 2.0 November 9, 2007

Poon

An alternative way of spelling or saying 'pwn.'

"Joe said he was good at Counter-Strike, but I totally pooned him!"

by Pred January 2, 2009