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Military penguin

This is a very rare organism which is typically found somewhere in Botswana. It is inseparable to its mate Panda Girl and it is often found in her cupboard (or as some would say... not often enough). It’s appearance is moderately fluffy and you will know you have encountered it when you hear “OH” or “AHA” in very inappropriate situations.
Me: WOW I think I just saw a Military Penguin
Panda Girl: Back off bitch he’s mine.
by Hefalumpkin38 May 11, 2019
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Flying Penguins

Dude 1: Dude, did you do the Algebra homework?

Dude 2: FLYING PENGUINS! I forgot!!
by the hand of doom September 21, 2010
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Squishy Penguin

A euphimism for any horrible cancerous tumor.
Sorry about your uncle Bart. Heard the squishy penguin in his colon finally did him in.
by Someone5007008 August 30, 2010
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Penguin

by DieselDeletus December 13, 2022
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Gothan's Penguin

Sexual position where a fat girl keeps bouncing on the man's cock with an opened umbrella and a monocle.
Dude, did you heard about paula? She made the Gothan's Penguin on joshua last night, nuts!
by IceKong November 7, 2013
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No Anime Penguin

A official mascot of Anti Anime group and an Anti Anime propaganda subject where you see penguin send a warning to weeb, or penguin police beating kanna kamui, penguin with flamethrower burning a anime poster and soldier penguin marching like an gigachad.

Originated from 3d stock image by 3dalia made into an meme and now into penguin we know and we love that we see few Anti Anime group on Imgflip.
No Anime Penguin (Police Penguin with an Police Stick): No Anime.
by RSBBK December 11, 2022
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Penguin

An animal that looks cut and fluffy until you realize the inside of its mouth looks like a fucking demogorgon
by anonymous July 21, 2022
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