Paper plate

A female with a flat or non-existent ass who is also cool as fuck.

Damn, that girl Tammy is a paper plate.

by Lighthouse 4000 March 2, 2022

cum paper

The notebook paper used to wipe the cum from one's penis after noticing that they have no toilet paper.

"Ew Rob, what's that balled up sticky paper on your desk?"
"Oh, that's just my cum paper."

by Master Baiter 2000 April 21, 2014

the paper

Is to be on probabtion or to have a probabtion officer

Were gunna go partying after i get of the paper

by KITTIE MAYN July 26, 2005

toilet paper hipster

an indie kid who partakes in the enjoyment of PBR and coffee to the point that their excrement is indiscernible from their caffeinated beverage of choice.

Person 1: Man Fred's in the Bathroom almost constantly. Is he bulimic or something?

Person 2: No: living the good life's turned him into a toilet paper hipster.

Person 1: Really? I heard tubgirl was one too, albeit a very confused one.

Person 2: true, true.

by DryRainInbetween March 23, 2007

shredding paper

When co-workers go to the back room and screw like donkeys

I cant wait to get to work and start shredding paper

by Charles Pinewood April 1, 2009

Toilet Paper Dog

A small dog with short legs, and curly white fur. Usually said as a derogatory term.

We took care of our neighbor's toilet paper dog this week.

by thepokeduck June 2, 2011

write an english paper

See see a man about a wallaby.

I'm gonna go write an english paper.

by pt_Kreepy March 22, 2004