Black belt driver

Someone who has years of driving experience and has never had a car accident. Very experienced driver.

Driving a bus or semi truck makes you a double black belt driver because those take skill to drive.
Did you see how that guy avoided that car accident so quickly?! He’s totally a black belt driver!!

This blizzard is impossible to drive in, only a black belt driver can do it safely!
by Pipperoo October 14, 2017
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Decepticon Driver

Straight Goddamn Head Drop.

Hurts like the willies.
Druid just got dropped with a Decepticon Driver? Someone call the paramedics!
by not gbomber March 24, 2003
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Decepticon Driver

A fuck up of what was meant to be a piledriver done by a Moose lover.
OMG! DECETION DRIVAH~! Now he's gonna violate that poor moose...
by OMKOM March 24, 2003
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designatedist driver

Designatedist Driver:
-Is used when having a conversation with someone responding with the word, "designatedist driver" meaning that you, and everyone in the car with you has been drinking and you are the soberest of your group to drive
Sorry for the late response,

I was the designatedist driver tonight everyone else was way too drunk to drive
by @lways @ M3$@girl December 07, 2015
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feeding the driver

When a guy is drilling a bitch from behind and his best bro is feeding him chicken wings as he drills his bitch
“Bro, last night, Jason and Cheryl were goin at it and I had to be feeding the driver all night.”
by BigRichardRick June 04, 2018
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Cuban bus driver

Whilst driving you snort cocaine and receive a blow job
Guy1; DAMN i was a real Cuban bus driver yesterday

Guy2; well aren't you just Castro
by Cuban bus driver March 03, 2015
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Shitty Bus Driver

Someone who is a terrible driver. For example, speeding, going off the road constantly, and paying more attention to whats happening inside the car than what is happening outside.
by JehovahsWitness May 15, 2015
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