A non-air-conditioned tin can on wheels, also simply known as an 'old one', which runs around Melbourne's Metro train network on 35 degree (C) days. Surprisingly, this train is rarely late unlike the newer trains, although this may be the fact that no-one gets on it, hence no-one sprints through the station and forces or holds the doors open for their friends.
*sprints to the station while the boom gates are coming down, spots the Hitachi train approaching*
Crap, it's an old one, may as well wait for the next one, stuff roasting in there for half an hour!
Crap, it's an old one, may as well wait for the next one, stuff roasting in there for half an hour!
by Waiting for the next train December 28, 2009
Get the Hitachi trainmug. by Kat May December 28, 2004
Get the v-trainmug. When a set of at least 30 guys (maybe more) run train on a chick. You have 10 sets of 3 guys gangbanging the woman. When the first set of 3 are done then the next 3 go on, so on and so forth till they are done
by A. Blinkin' April 9, 2008
Get the Train yardmug. by Urbanpanhandler January 3, 2017
Get the Moisture trainmug. A female girlfriend that is not quite a full fledged wife yet. Often is followed by becoming a full fledged fiancée
by Hotstuff23 May 18, 2023
Get the Wife in trainingmug. A term used to describe washing your genitals on a train using a bottle of coke and mentos after receiving fellatio from an unsavoury character such as a cheap hooker or toothless vagrant (the two are not mutually exclusive).
To use a train bidet one stands oneself above a bottle of coke so that the spout it pointing towards the groin. After removing ones pants, one then drops a mentos into the bottle allowing the foamy goodness to cleanse ones genitals.
To use a train bidet one stands oneself above a bottle of coke so that the spout it pointing towards the groin. After removing ones pants, one then drops a mentos into the bottle allowing the foamy goodness to cleanse ones genitals.
"Hey Bernie, why are you late for work?"
"Well Bob, I was on the way to work when I took the opportunity presented its self to have Shazza give me a blow job"
"Shazza, the toothless prozzie? Tell me more, Bernie."
"You see Bob, after such an incident I felt I needed to wash off but as the lavatories were out of order I decided a train bidet was the best option. My genitals are truly minty fresh now after my train bidet but the time spent administering it has made me tardy for work."
"Well Bob, I was on the way to work when I took the opportunity presented its self to have Shazza give me a blow job"
"Shazza, the toothless prozzie? Tell me more, Bernie."
"You see Bob, after such an incident I felt I needed to wash off but as the lavatories were out of order I decided a train bidet was the best option. My genitals are truly minty fresh now after my train bidet but the time spent administering it has made me tardy for work."
by Shane Brennan October 15, 2022
Get the Train Bidetmug. by Keithberns5 May 28, 2018
Get the fucked by a trainmug.