Lazy Pilot

Someone who makes a lot of money for very little work.

Michael makes a lot of money, but works like one day a week. He's just a lazy pilot.

by TruthTeller!!! April 11, 2018

Warm lazy treat

When you lead a redditor on a wild goose chase for internet points.

"Oh wow. He suckered me me in with a warm lazy treat."

by Arseh0le November 30, 2023

lazie

Lazie is a name of a person who is really crazy. Creepy laughter, uncomfortable smiles and irritating screams is enough to make people feel terrified in various situations. Lazie is a typical crazy forehead.

he creeped me out with that smile, i'm sure he is a lazie.

by malibuuu December 12, 2016

Lazy Jay

Drinking heavily until the point you pass out and float uncontrollably around a lazy river

"Man, we got a free afternoon let's hit the pool and fucking Lazy Jay!!"
"This party is a bust, time to Lazy Jay this shit!!"

by Urban Gif March 28, 2024

Brilliance is laziness well executed

Describes an individual who appears to be "lazy" but is actually incredibly good at designing all aspects of their life based efficiency and automation

John: It's going to take us weeks to code it. James: I'll write an algorithm so the machine can do 90% of the work for us. John: I can't decide if that's brilliant or lazy. James: "Brilliance is laziness well executed"

by KyleWho? September 15, 2019

Lazy Muscle

A muscle that hangs similar to fat. Some people claim that they actually are fat.

Jim looks like he gained a lot of weight, but he said that it was actually lazy muscle.

by The Grape Eater June 15, 2011

lazy-itis-otis

A medical condition in which certain breeds of Canis familiaris (dogs) exhibit behavioral tendencies often associated with heavy inanimate objects stored in sacks. Common symptoms are lying down at the dog park instead of playing with other dogs, lying down during a walk, and/or lying down during a burglary.

There are no known cures.

A: How was your walk with Jerry (basset hound)?
B: Not so great, I had to drag him most of the way.
A: Wow, sounds like Jerry might have lazy-itis-otis. You should really be feeding him a vegan diet.
B: Shut up, Karen.

by DCA1981 August 05, 2022