Noodle Nuts

Some one that is a dumb ass or does a
bone head move or is Absent minded

Dude you just ate the cat food
and not the tuna...your such a
noodle nuts

by jpmcg0 February 23, 2007

Nut-cheeks

The outside edges of a male's scrotum.

"Gerald was slapped in his nut-cheeks and was incapacitated for nearly 7 minutes."

"Craig could feel that his nut-cheeks were swollen after Betty had teased him for hours; yet he couldn't manage to seal the deal."

by J-Floz April 09, 2010

chocolate nuts

Where one wipes the anus from back to front as apposed to front to back, therefore carrying the faeces from the anus onto the scrotum and testicular area, usually coating them and giving them a brown colour.

Will: Yo Tom, how do you wipe your ass?
Tom: From back to front
Will: Ew fuck, you've got a case of chocolate nuts. He got a pooey balllbag

by rezenquah June 27, 2018

Nut Hut

A group of three rad girls livin’ life to the fullest in a sick tricked out mansion.

Yo yo yo we are goin’ to the nut hut.

by Squadtrolls August 31, 2018

Nut Rippler

When you fart on a bus with your legs closed and the gas has no where to go except up either your left nut or right nut. It feels like you shit yourself. But when you stand up the gas releases silently and your nut falls back into place.

Man I was sitting beside this SFU and I had a nut rippler. Didn't want to move or it would smell.

by Mike Pell November 09, 2005

nut low

The absolute worst. The oppisite of the nut high. This term is derived from the poker term the nuts.

My girlfriend started sleeping with my roommate. It was the nut low.

by chazzzle April 03, 2006

bum nuts

Eggs: Normally refers to chicken eggs.

For breakfast, would you like your bum nuts scrambled or fried?

by Dingo Dave June 10, 2006