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hawk tuah

Hawk tuah (hawk ptui, hawk ptooey, hawk ptoo, hawk patuh, or hawk putuh) is an onomatopoeia for spitting. “Hawk” refers to the sound of saliva accumulating inside the mouth, while “tuah” refers to the sound of saliva being ejected.
Thou must give them that 'hawk tuah' and spew upon that thing.
by AbsurdistJiffu July 9, 2024
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hawking hunting

The action of looking for Steven Hawking or a smart with a mobile disability, specifically for an act of looking for a lover.
Hey Jenny, let's go hawking hunting I heard that dating a vegetable is good for you.
by Shia Leboof May 26, 2018
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What I call homo-sapiens addicted to abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Tony Hawk, The Knuckles Zeroing in on spartan locksmiths (left shank accidents)...
by Abreathofaversaillian January 23, 2025
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Phone Hawk

That's teacher/professor, who's always trying to catch you on your phone to either:
-Embarass you

-relieve you of your phone

-to hack and get on your SnapChat story

These teachers are relentless in their efforts, whether they show it/admit to it or not. They are also typically nearing the end of their careers and want to have some fun by taking kids' phones and holding it ransom while all the other students laugh and make fun of you because of how much of a sherm you are for getting it taken. These students can receive their phones after a well planned and thought out essay describing and emphasizing their weaknesses and deepest secrets. Then are shamed once again by being forced to read said essay in front of the class the next day. These essays are about 2000 words long.

Phone hawks will burn in hell.
"Mr. Johns is such a Phone Hawk bro, I can't even text my mom!"

"Ms. Everett is such a Phone Hawk! She made a kid cry after she took his phone!"
by benbeast1210 December 14, 2016
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Hawk Tuah Jonkler

"Hawk Tuah Jonkler" is the ultimate meme fusion of chaotic energy: a spit-happy Hailey Welch teamed up with a misspelled, offbeat Joker, where spitting and bad grammar combine to wreak havoc and confuse the internet.
"After watching that meme, I felt like Hawk Tuah Jonkler himself—spitting on that thang while cracking up like a confused Joker!"
by SkibidiSigmaHawkTuahJonkler September 24, 2024
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toilet hawking

To secretly watch someone on the toilet through the space between the door and the wall of a bathroom stall.
"I saw you out there toilet hawking me!"
by C. Sproungler January 6, 2014
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Sausage hawk

Any female scooping out the bar looking for some sausage. Or looking to score with a male. Using their Hawkeye vision they evaluate from a distant and swoop in for the sausage.
Hey Eddie do you see that sausage hawk over there... Eddie where do you go???
by Lospro85 May 26, 2018
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