you like muffin pirates don't you haha.
by norm the pie 69 August 17, 2017
When you cock is shorter then it is longer and wide like a tuna can. The shape of the cock looks like a muffin has been glued on to where the penis would be. This is achieved by being overweight, obese, or born with it. Also see the word chode.
Chase says to his fellow brosefs, "Bros check out my huge muffin dick when I slammed it in the card door this morning!"
by thesatisfyer January 20, 2015
Euphemism for sexual intercourse; specifically with a female. Alternatively, when you buy a muffin for later and is destroyed due to being left in a soft sided container.
"Dude, I heard he totally crushed her muffin last summer... that's why they don't talk anymore."
"Awww, I crushed the muffin... I really wanted that..."
"Awww, I crushed the muffin... I really wanted that..."
by Ablearcher013 August 13, 2020
A dirty, moist, smelly, rotten vagina, even after a thorough douching... Or someone who acts like one.
Teresa is such a swamp muffin, why do you keep getting with her?
Because that pussy is always so wet!
Because that pussy is always so wet!
by Sorry_NotSorry November 06, 2017
(During intercourse) when you're about to cum, spray your load into your hand. With that hand, wipe it all over your partners butt cheek. Sprinkle some salt on it, then lick it off.
by @&@9/11 September 18, 2015
The best food ever created!!
by PinkFloydLedZeppelinlover September 01, 2017
when a male specimen inserts their sausage up the female specimens peach and inside their muffins making and mixing it around, just like one is mixing the muffins in baking. This is called mixing the muffins
by yeah the yobbo chats June 11, 2019