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mouses tail

a mouses tail is when you take a woman to bed and realise that she has a mouses tail, hense a tampon, hanging out of her fud..... just take her up the ass, problem solved!!
hey man i was totally gunna do this chick last night,then i noticed she had a mouses tail,i was like whoahhhh...tampons man,such the downer!
by ladylara August 23, 2010
mugGet the mouses tailmug.

You Mouse

Synonym for calling someone stupid.
by dank meymeys May 25, 2016
mugGet the You Mousemug.

Mouse slippage

The reckless or inadvertant use of a computer mouse, often resulting in a digital error.

Often used as a last ditch attempt to externalise blame for a Reverse Earl
I swear I didn't get a Reverse Earl in the Parliamentary NRL Tipping Comp, it was mouse slippage.
by Uncy Bizz May 4, 2025
mugGet the Mouse slippagemug.

Mouse in my van

When a normal size guy let’s a small homosexual man insert his penis into his anus.
Joe: Last night I had this sweet little mouse in my van.

Adie: How was it?

Joe: Well I barely felt him.
by Bottom of the Bottle January 11, 2018
mugGet the Mouse in my vanmug.

Mickey Mousing

Placing your testicles on a bald head so that the face resembles the beloved cartoon character ,Mickey Mouse
“Dylan’s asleep, somebody should put their balls on his head”

“Ah yes, Who doesn’t love a good Mickey Mousing
by Billy Bob horn dog May 2, 2024
mugGet the Mickey Mousingmug.

Mickey Mouse

adj: undeserved, fraudulent
First used to describe the Los Angeles Laker's NBA Championship won in 2020.
That was a Mickey Mouse win because the other team's best player was injured.
by lemickeyratio October 3, 2021
mugGet the Mickey Mousemug.

mouse

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by mousemousemousemouse December 14, 2019
mugGet the mousemug.

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