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Triggered mouse

A mix between butthurt and special snowflake. Mostly feminists, vegans, Black Lives Matter supporters etc. They are easily offended by anything, the slightest racial, sexist, homophobic joke or statement. They have no understanding of how the world works and consider their views to be the only ones suitable for "world peace". A triggered mouse will ignore facts or proven arguments for the sake of censoring everything that they find "ofensive" to any group of people or "harmful" to the planet and its inhabitants. These people's goal is to turn the world into a safe place, often trying to censor opponents. Instead of focusing on real and far more serious issues, they prefer to work on minor things like an offensive comment on a website. A triggered mouse will constantly play the victim card to escape an argument they know they can't win, hence the term "mouse". The 21st century has seen an increase in the amount of such people and it is a serious problem in the modern world.
I tried explaining to her it was just a joke but she is a complete triggered mouse.

A bunch of triggered mice just reported my video for telling the truth.
by Vortic April 16, 2017
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Mighty Mouse

When a female half of your size becomes angry and decides to put her hands on you and it is more sad than intimidating.
"Does she really think she can be up Cameron? "

"Bitch thinks she's Mighty Mouse."
by Fancy Colt September 27, 2017
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Ghost mouse

That moment when you extend your arm to grab the mouse, but you forget it either isn't there or you didn't plug it in at all.
This page is so long! It takes ages to scroll it with my laptop pad, let me grab my... oh.
Just had a ghost mouse.
by kansas54 May 16, 2017
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chi-city mouse

A person from Chicago and Chicagoland suburbs who is delicate, refined, and nimble
by Chittyfidy May 20, 2017
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mouse bong

A contraption consisting of an empty paper towel tube, two pieces of paper towel and an empty pen. Stuffing a piece of paper towel in one end and placing a live mouse inside and closing off the opposite end with paper towel wrapped around empty pen to allow air flow into the chamber. Take four hits of marijuana and blow into the mouse bong.
Dude; What are you blowing pot smoke into, Man?
Man; Mouse bong.
Dude; Wtf?
Man; Watch this (blows pot smoke into device, unstuffs one end of mouse bong to release dizzy mouse)
Dude; Fuck!
by Bauxb October 31, 2017
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one eyed mouse wearing a turtle neck

Wow!!! His one eyed mouse wearing a turtle neck is weird...
by Trousermouse December 11, 2017
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You Mouse

Synonym for calling someone stupid.
by dank meymeys May 25, 2016
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