mickey mouse player

Somebody that is absolutely terrible at league of legends.

Pak: The teams are fucking unbalanced.
Will: Wait why?
Pak: We have 3 mickey mouse players and they only have 1

by Affrodisiac June 6, 2022

fried mouse poo

Crusty dry poo.

Fried mouse poo is disgusting.

by Debskelly1985 May 19, 2023

mouse bite

With a hooked finger or two inside her vagina on her G-Spot while also touching her clit with your thumb.

Feel free to add tongue work for added enjoyment.

I went down on her, gave her a mouse bite and she had an almost immediate orgasm.

by ConvictClint July 26, 2021

Mickey Mouse

QUACKITY.

What a bunch of feral boys. And then there Mickey Mouse I guess

by Mickey Mouse. Feral boys April 14, 2021

Mouse-ke-tool

TikTok slang for weapon/gun.

“This could be a set up” “ Its cool, just in case they try anything funny I got the mouse-ke-tool”

by FancyAF98765 December 23, 2022

Mickey Mouse hu

A Mickey Mouse hookup is a hookup a person got that is considered to be obtained through an unfairly easy path and is therefore discredited.

Paulina Morris earned a Mickey Mouse HU in 2021. He faced a drunk Ralfs and a Down Bad Aryan Sharda.

by Balodis July 25, 2021

Russian Mouse Trap

Stapling your ball sack to your leg

My balls are to big in my pants when I where a speedo so I had to perform the russian mouse trap to swim in the kiddy pool

by Matthew Aiden Moura July 14, 2025