Brilliance is laziness well executed

Describes an individual who appears to be "lazy" but is actually incredibly good at designing all aspects of their life based efficiency and automation

John: It's going to take us weeks to code it. James: I'll write an algorithm so the machine can do 90% of the work for us. John: I can't decide if that's brilliant or lazy. James: "Brilliance is laziness well executed"

by KyleWho? September 14, 2019

The Lazy Hobo

When you chloroform a woman and a homeless man; and, while they are sleeping, you stick the hobo's dick up her ass and jerk their bodies back and forth until ejaculation occurs.

"Hey Eric, let's find somebody to do the Lazy Hobo to!"

by Meoww. January 12, 2012

lazy eyed sam

Midwestern girl is is shy and timid sexually but probably does things like fuck dogs and has threesomes

that Amanda is such a a lazy eyed sam but I heard she shot a gangbang porn

by Moo.sam December 2, 2024

Lazy-skating

It's when a person offers their help or has to provide their help that really doesn't want to. Then the effort put forth is less then adequate the least possible that is needed in hopes of getting out of having to do it.

Look at Cody over there lazy-skating that fence he is painting. He's done 1 fence and I've done 5. He should be embarrassed to collect his check.

by The women of Earth June 1, 2023

Lazy

When Cody is too fucking lazy to do his own job and he asks everyone to do it for him.

Incoming text: Can you call that customer from Thursday so we can arrange to pick up a dolly. Jack said he’d pick it up. -(Because I’m too lazy playing basketball to pick up the phone.)

by Nofucks0361 March 20, 2019

lazy snuzan

In ancient folklore, Lazy Snuzan is the ghost widow of her crazed insomniac husband who killed her. Like a parasite, she spends her time searching for a host bodies. When she finds and inhabits her host she will do anything to sleep for as long as possible. There have even been reported cases where lazy Snuzan has physically possessed her victims and forced them to hide, switch off, bury or destroy their own alarm clocks during a sleep state.

Wake up! Has Lazy Snuzan got you again?

by Bakedpotato771 April 18, 2016

lazy

people who don't do shit like go outside

your so fucking lazy brad.

by penis denis March 19, 2022