laying a dump at home

Taking a shit on your home toilet

I was laying a dump at home when the bell rang.

by Anonrouge July 11, 2017

tiana lay

she is a very peculiar person and doesn't know that I exist. she is pretty nice other wise.................... sike she is a dirty bitch who sucks jamals dick on a daily basis and will give you head only if you give her $1000000.

person 1; tiana lay is such a nice person
person 2; yeah and she also gave head the other day but now I am broke

by muccum August 28, 2022

Lai lai

A mother-in-law to a person residing with the maternal side of the family.

Wes has a lai lai and he serves his lai lai everyday.

by Bapukwes March 11, 2021

liquor lay

A person whom you would have sexual intercourse with only under the influence of alcohol.

Derek: Dude, that girl that left this morning was so ugly! How much did you drink last night?
Me: I know, I know, I need to start avoiding the liquor lay...

by Nathan7921 March 13, 2009

Lay your cheese

Lay a piece of cheese on (item)

Parent: "Why did you lay your cheese on my smart speaker?"
Kid: "Because the counter isn't clean!"

by iliker6s November 10, 2020

Zen Lai

A secret anime character with a big booty and fine tits.

"Dude, I just found out a secret anime character in my favourite HeNtAi"
"Really, who is it?"
"Zen Lai"

by T. Brothers September 20, 2019

Hai Lay Ku Htoo

Hai Lay Ku Htoo is an amazing person <3 he will fill you with love and curiosity, and even if you have ur bad moments he is here to cheer you up :), he will never let you down, and he is the most caring person in my life. <3

Boy one: Is that Hai Lay Ku Htoo?
Boy two: Yeah! Hes so cool

by _.Amor.Hehe._ November 22, 2021