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July 23

1: why’s July 23 rd special to you anyways?
me: it’s my bfs birthday, duh!
by kei:) August 2, 2021
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July 13

July 13 is when a lightskin nigga is born with a grower not a show-er
It’s Elijahs birthday
“Doesn’t he have a smeat?”
“But isn’t it July 13?”
by that ni66a October 20, 2019
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4th of july

The day that we make all kinds of fire work, and get drunk to show our love for our country, :)).

Police officer: How many drinks did you have?

Guy: Oh ociffer dude, I just had a few drinks, its the 4th of july I was trying to show my love for my country.

Police officer: Ociffer hum, I show you who ociffer is, I am just showing my love for my country as well, let’s go “IN”.
Guy: Oh. ok that’s cool, at least we have one thing in common, ociffer, :))).

Another guy around the same area.

Police officer: I see you got some illegal fire works.

Guy: But officer I want to fire these up so I can show my love for my country too, :))).

Police officer: Oh so you want to show your love for our country? Let’s go “IN”.

Guy: Dude, Here you can have the fire works. I’ll light up a joint instead, :))).
Police officer: In that case pass that joint over here. I'll take a hit too, :))).

Happy 4th of july, PLEASE, don't drink and drive!
Guy: Oh ociffer dude, I just had a few drinks, its the 4th of july I was trying to show my love for my country.

Police officer: Ociffer hum, I show you who ociffer is, I am just showing my love for my country as well, let’s go “IN”.
by www.contrast007.com July 4, 2014
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4th July

The day where you have sex in the back of a vehicle with someone with the name of Logan.
Hey it’s 4th July

Time to have some fun
by Billy boob July 3, 2022
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july 9

the birth date of the most prettiest boy in history. will always be my handsome boy. he is very athletic. i love u ethan. ur the best. would choose u over anything.
girl: “OMG ITS JULY 9TH!!”
me: “yeah, i know!! i planned everything out, i’m gonna give him his birthday present rn!! see ya in bio!!”
by ilovefrankocean123 December 12, 2022
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julie parrish

Can be known as a captain save a hoe or bro. Always down for her ppl and can flip just as much shit to anyone as any of the jokesters around. Can also sum up the definition to be as simple as the most realest nd awesomeness friend one can ask for so if you ever meet julie parrish your a lucky fucker
Man i needa find me a julie parrish kinda friend not one these busta ass snohomish county fucks
by Thelilnigga22 October 22, 2017
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july 8th

a day that your girlfriend/ boyfriend can kiss you!
Johnny: hey its july 8th, that means i can kiss you
by july fest July 7, 2022
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