by @nujesy October 16, 2020
Person1- yo aren't u born on july 22
person2- yeah
person1- no way, u have to biggest dick ever
person2- mhmmm jus fax
person2- yeah
person1- no way, u have to biggest dick ever
person2- mhmmm jus fax
by BigDikD November 09, 2020
by that ni66a October 20, 2019
The day that we make all kinds of fire work, and get drunk to show our love for our country, :)).
Police officer: How many drinks did you have?
Guy: Oh ociffer dude, I just had a few drinks, its the 4th of july I was trying to show my love for my country.
Police officer: Ociffer hum, I show you who ociffer is, I am just showing my love for my country as well, let’s go “IN”.
Guy: Oh. ok that’s cool, at least we have one thing in common, ociffer, :))).
Another guy around the same area.
Police officer: I see you got some illegal fire works.
Guy: But officer I want to fire these up so I can show my love for my country too, :))).
Police officer: Oh so you want to show your love for our country? Let’s go “IN”.
Guy: Dude, Here you can have the fire works. I’ll light up a joint instead, :))).
Police officer: In that case pass that joint over here. I'll take a hit too, :))).
Happy 4th of july, PLEASE, don't drink and drive!
Police officer: How many drinks did you have?
Guy: Oh ociffer dude, I just had a few drinks, its the 4th of july I was trying to show my love for my country.
Police officer: Ociffer hum, I show you who ociffer is, I am just showing my love for my country as well, let’s go “IN”.
Guy: Oh. ok that’s cool, at least we have one thing in common, ociffer, :))).
Another guy around the same area.
Police officer: I see you got some illegal fire works.
Guy: But officer I want to fire these up so I can show my love for my country too, :))).
Police officer: Oh so you want to show your love for our country? Let’s go “IN”.
Guy: Dude, Here you can have the fire works. I’ll light up a joint instead, :))).
Police officer: In that case pass that joint over here. I'll take a hit too, :))).
Happy 4th of july, PLEASE, don't drink and drive!
Guy: Oh ociffer dude, I just had a few drinks, its the 4th of july I was trying to show my love for my country.
Police officer: Ociffer hum, I show you who ociffer is, I am just showing my love for my country as well, let’s go “IN”.
Police officer: Ociffer hum, I show you who ociffer is, I am just showing my love for my country as well, let’s go “IN”.
by www.contrast007.com July 04, 2014
When someone suspects you of something, or even if you get caught doing something and you need to get out of trouble just say julie did it and they will definately believe you.
Sir I pulled you over because you are clearly drunk and I seen you hit that guy on his bike with your car.
No sir officer julie did it!!!
Oh my bad sir have a good day sorry for the inconvenience.
No sir officer julie did it!!!
Oh my bad sir have a good day sorry for the inconvenience.
by Tainty McBalls April 07, 2022
Julie babe is one of the best friends you’ll have. Some Julies may be a bit of bitch, but that’s not Julie babe. She is beautiful, kind, smart and she will rage quit whatever game you’re playing. She has bad taste in boys, and will talk about them all the time. She is incredible but might tell you to hurry a lot. She would be an amazing gf so don’t be afraid to ask her out. She is bold but might be shy irl. Don’t stab her in the back you will regret it. Her and her friends wont stop until you’re dead. She is unbelievably kind and will help you.
by Lmt_8466 March 29, 2022
by ihatebrits May 12, 2022