Jeffany

A moose that loves happy meals.

i wish i were a jeffany!

by Jeffany November 23, 2010

jeffinately

syn. Definately.

Man, Jeff jeffinately can't keep his mouff shut about Trisha.

by BAKL June 11, 2003

Jeff Gordon

Sexyist nascar racer alive.

Jeff Gordon is the sexyist man alive.

by Christina April 26, 2005

Jeff

World record holder for penis size (length). Measuring 34" in a flaccid state, Jeff cannot achieve an erection without running the risk of death due to low blood flow to the brain. A true tragedy.

Damn, Jeff is 34" long soft, but he can't get hard. I guess he'll just have to use it for tether ball or something.

by Cunnilinguist11 May 12, 2014

jeffing

To squeeze puffs of air out of your enormous man boobs to mimic flatulence.

When I told my brother that it was my turn to play World of Warcraft, he started jeffing at me and told me to go away.

by Bebita March 27, 2008

Jeff

The act of taking a crap.

I'm going to go to the john and take a jeff.

by The White Amur February 15, 2014

jeff

an extremely small kid
always looks 3-4 years younger than actual age

dam that nigga is so jeff

by UnOhEbRePpInDaT 5 6 January 14, 2008