fnaf bed

to lay with Amanda on the fnaf bed
"Let's do the fnaf bed tonight"
by Fakerac May 17, 2020
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Bed Bum

N. Someone who stays in your house, but has no bed, so he wonders from bed to bed during the coarse of the day/night
Adam: Joe is staying at my house and is a total bed bum.
by someone208572035 August 17, 2008
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Beat n' Bed

Created by Zach C.
When one beats off and then immediately after finishing one sits in self wallow then goes to bed.
oh man it's been a long day. i'm so tired and horny. im going to pull a beat n' bed!
by Mr. Lonley July 26, 2011
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the other side of the bed

The unused side of one's full/queen/king sized bed that when not being used by someone else is used as a back up for when you come home from a long day of work and realized you have no time or you're just too lazy to take a shower that night, preserving the freshness of one's normal side of the bed.
John: Holy crap dude yesterday was a kick in the nuts, I didn't get home till 3 in the morning.

Clyde: Damn man you atleast took a shower right?

John: Nah I waited till this morning, I slept on the other side of the bed, I hate when I fall asleep and my sheets feel hot and sticky as hell.

Clyde: I hear ya man
by Anonymous6868 November 26, 2009
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bed time story

she touches his thighs as if to measure their capacity, then she sits down and kisses his face licking all of its features.
she takes his hands and shows them what to do, where to remain, reside. Her excitement produces extra saliva. Wetting his whole body. Enwrapping his cock. Suck it, he whispers. And she loves to please him. Take it in. All in. He caresses her ass gently then firmly. She ejects her love juices inviting his penetration. But before she moans for the first time she turns around and checks if he is wearing a condom.
bed time story
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by Krkič November 30, 2019
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Get Ta Bed

The term "get ta bed" is very different from "get to bed". To get ta bed one must do so at an alarming rate. Get ta bed can also be used for sexual purposes.
by Chap0038 May 14, 2011
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Breakfast in bed head

(verb) The act of waking up and receiving breakfast in bed with a surprise, head. Normally you are getting head while you sleep and wake up to realize your wet dream is real.
(Great for birthday presents!)
You'll never guess what my mom gave me for my birthday this morning!...Breakfast in bed head!
by Captain Kev April 04, 2009
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