HUMP

to be late or unreliable. Someone who is always slacking

Donita is never ready on time, She is always on some hump.

by tapvb3 February 4, 2007

earth humper

Someone who annoys you by telling you pointless ass information that is clearly unnesasary or has no importance to you.

u walk out side and its cold, and someone tells you that that same time last year it wasent as cold, but it was cold.you would then turn to your friend and call that person a earth humper forreal

by The Mz December 13, 2006

humayra

The grinch

Omg ur such a humayra

by Wwuuww December 1, 2017

humpalicious

Delicious food prepared and served by very attractive people; originated in a South Florida pizzeria called "Humpy's"

"My rosemary chicken pizza was humpalicious !"

by CEQUAS June 26, 2008

Chicken Humpers

Little bundles of joy created by slicing chicken filets into thin approximately half inch strips.

The soon-to-be humpers are then thrown in a bowl, where they hump.

The humpers are then added to a saute pan over medium to high heat.

*Be sure to seperate humpers during the cooking process. They should NOT be allowed to hump.

Drizzle with humper sauce.

"Don't be such a chicken humper. That's illegal."

"These chicken humpers are delicious!"

"Yo, you guys got humpers?"

by Kabooblers January 2, 2008

humby

A sick boss

When boss at home working at home nekkid and horny and PA too excited go to take care of the boss (AND HIS SNAKE) that is humby

by Boss5 November 12, 2013

hump the monkey

To have sex.

"I bet you two were humping the monkey last night. And she is a great lay, indeed."

by Dana Mix August 17, 2003