Horse Pumped

To get fucked hard or fucked over .

Your boss just horse pumped you for your pay raise...what a prick

I just horse pumped this bitch, my nuts are drained.

by Swiper.no.swiping October 1, 2008

Horse Drawer

A kid (primarily female) in the back of the class room commonly seen wearing late 80s to early 90s style t-shirts which picture a horse or a wolf in front of a mountain, or forrest type landscape. These kids are very quiet and spend the majority of their time in class drawing pictures of horses and reading book which involve a young girl and her horse.

"Hey dude, do you see that girl in the back of the class?" "Do you mean the one in the tourist T-shirt from New Mexico circa 1989?" "Yeah, her. Do you know her name?" "No, but she's a fuckin' Horse Drawer."

by hurricanelanman January 19, 2009

Horse Girl

A Horse Girl is that one upper middle class girl who in most cases lives on a farm she Is typically considered weird or a outcast,commonly wears Denim Jeans with a white T-shirt with some occasions rocking a brown vest that may or may not have strings on the bottom,It is mostly believed that the Horse Girl Maintains a Sexual relashionship with her horse.

Human 1: Hey Dude that horse girl is weird as fuck I heard that she gives head to her horse.
Human 2: I wouldn't even be suprised if that was true

by Bayou De Port O Bordeaux April 7, 2022

poojan horse

When you leave a turd in the toilet and put the lid down. Derived from the word Trojan horse.

Dude, you know that girl I got freaky with last night. I left her a poojan horse for her.

by anon.gcfgv755r March 18, 2015

Jingle Horse

The N word for reindeers.

Person 1: Which Jingle Horse is your favorite?
Person 2: What the fuck did you just say.

by Xx_zer0c00l_xX December 9, 2021

Chocolate Horse

When you are having anal sex with someone who has diarrhea and their diarrhea leaks all over the genitals and all over the area you are engaging in the anal sex

Guy #1: "So dude, you have sex with your girlfriend earlier?"

Guy #2: "Well i wanted to try anal sex with her cause i never tried it before. She didn't tell me she had diarrhea though, so it got everywhere."

Guy #1: "You gave your girlfriend a chocolate horse. haha you sick fuck"

by MPD95 June 13, 2011

Brown Horse

To win in a race or competition usually after being behind or losing;come back

Oh wow, i was losing by like five touchdowns! You just got Brown Horsed!

by Y_U_somadCanada? January 19, 2013