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Holy Smoke

A sex position involving a guy or girl taking a big puff of weed, going down on their partner and eating them out for a good minute (whole holding in the smoke) before finally releasing the smoke into their partner. Note: The one receiving the oral sex must be a girl.
John: How was last night with Jenny, Tom?
Tom: It was amazing. She told me to eat her out, but I gave her a Holy Smoke also.
by ContentDevil November 20, 2011
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Holy Shit

Name of a Orthodox Christian Saint, Saint Coprius of Palestine. (Agios Kopros)

The Feast-Day of "Holy Shit" is September 24th
Holy Shit, Intercede to God for Us!
by Anonymous3 July 3, 2006
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Holy-Assey

Holy-Assey equals to asshole in meaning, yet when in trouble, you can easily say you didn't mean asshole, but that you have a holy ass! ;)
A: UGH! YOU ARE SUCH A Holy-Assey !
B: DID YOU JUST CALL ME AN ASSHOLE?
A: NO, I SAID YOUR ASS IS HOLEY. (:
B: OH OKAY.
by Tineen October 13, 2008
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Holy penis

Holy penis is the definition for a cock that's so nice just one glimpse will make any girl panties fall, and make any guy cum instantly
HOLY FUCK! That holy penis is so beautiful it made me wet instantly
by HolyOfAllHollyPenis December 29, 2020
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Holy Melon

Of this plant there are various kinds, the Egyptian Holy Melon, the Holy Cucumis chate, which has been called "the queen of cucumbers;" the Holy Melon, the Cucurbita citrullus; and the common or flesh melon, the Holy Cucumis melo. "A traveller in the East who recollects the intense gratitude which a gift of a slice of Holy Melon inspired while journeying over the hot and dry plains, will readily comprehend the regret with which the Hebrews in the Arabian desert looked back upon the Holy Melons of Egypt" (Kitto).
Girl: I'm so tired and dry. I haven't been ridden in months.
Guy: Don't look at me I ain't riding anything. Go have a Holy Melon. They're extra juicy.
by MelonMan420 December 2, 2019
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Holy Trinity

The mixture of smoking weed, drinking alcohol , and taking a Xanax .
I don’t remember last night, I was off the holy trinity
by Jamie James 757 January 11, 2022
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