Hammer man

A massive elongated penis who only comes over for one thing to hammer the wet vagina real good

Bring that fucking hammer man here daddy ive been waiting all day for you

by Savy my nigga September 16, 2018

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blind hammer

When you jism in a girl's eyes and while she can't see you smack her in the head with your phallus.

Jesus, I wanted to get back at my girl so I gave her a blind hammer.

by Jesse McGurdy April 16, 2006

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The Hammer of the Gods

when having sex the woman is laying on her back with her legs together and straight up in the air over ther head (thus appearing like a hammer) and you continously plunge into going so deep she yells up to the gods.

Girl 1: My man did me from behind last night and it was so good that it felt like he took me to the heavens.

Girl 2: You just reached the heavens? My boyfriend did The Hammer of the Gods on me and I reached Olympus.

by buttery_nipple August 23, 2009

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crimson hammer

the unit of a ginger; the male genitalia of a "red-head"

Logan pulled down his pants and hit me in the face with his crimson hammer.

by ginger killer February 04, 2010

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Hammer Logic

The ability to reason that any tool can be a hammer, as long as its in reach.

Not being able to find a hammer so another object is used, like a wrench, screwdriver, or even a brick.

Guy1: <looks at marred handle of screwdriver>

What happened to the end if this screwdriver?

Guy2: Bill and his Hammer Logic put together a cabinet.

by Jebs, yeah, jebs December 21, 2010

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