It's true though. Flat IS justice, anyone who says otherwise clearly doesn't get the appeal. It's elegant, it's understated, what else can I say? No, I'm not trolling. I frankly don't care if not a single man in the world shares my preferences, flat is justice and that's a fact!
Imagine liking bouncy, buxom, full-figured breasts, like ew. Flat ass and tits are MUCH more elegant looking (not too flat though). Flat is justice.
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian April 20, 2025
A non-sexual act involving skin-to-skin contact of two or more taint areas. Contact must produce a smacking sound.
by Vladimir Trickington December 21, 2017
A non sexual act involving skin-to-skin contact of two or more taint areas. Contact must produce a smacking sound.
by Vladimir Trickington December 21, 2017
Flat tongue is used to refer to the American - USA (excluding persons with Georgia, Texas, and New York accents) accent.
Speak with an educated person from the United States, excluding persons from Texas, Georgia, and New York with accents, and you'll hear the flat tongue accent.
by Canned Cool Whip January 02, 2012
A ballsack that has been stepped on in the event of a confrontation between a girl and a boy. Generally after a boy has been unfaithful to his girl and she crushes his balls so that they are squashed, and therefore a flat orange.
by Majestyblack September 13, 2016
by Dr Scientist Joy Knea Man April 28, 2021
An ikea flat pack box is a term given to a disabled person whos joints like knees, shoulders, hips and jaws can pop out of there sockets with ease. This can be used as an insult or description however this does depend on said situation.
"oh hey do you know jack" - Person 1
"no which one is he?" - Person 2
"Ikea flat pack box" - Person 1
"ahh right" - Person 2
"no which one is he?" - Person 2
"Ikea flat pack box" - Person 1
"ahh right" - Person 2
by LazZzZz July 13, 2021