A private school located in Riverdale, NY. It's very easy to succeed in Fieldston if you're rich and spoiled.
At Fieldston, all the girls are "feminists" and the guys are solid 4s who think they're 10s. And everyone has a nicotine addiction.
Sports are ok for a private school filled with white skinny stick boys. And the girls teams are all ass except the softball and soccer team. Girls basketball team is unacceptable, the frisbee team (that's it. It's just that they're the frisbee team), I forgot we had a golf team, wtf is squash, and everyone praises the hockey team because this one kid scored one goal and that was the most exciting thing that has ever happened at that school. The poly game is an excuse for the whole school to get wasted and spit on their principal.
Any Fieldston party is a complete joke yet everyone thinks they can get lit. All the black kids are in love with the one black english teacher, and the white kids are in love with whatever the black kids think is cool. And everyone is jewish for some reason.
All the students spent a solid three months mourning a tree. Seriously. And the white kids love the black kids so much they say the n word whenever they want. It's a school where everyone is spoiled but they still go to protests cuz its "super trendy uwu." No one there is funny except the kids who are suicidal and poor. And the school praises itself for its long, skinny, ethical cock.
At Fieldston, all the girls are "feminists" and the guys are solid 4s who think they're 10s. And everyone has a nicotine addiction.
Sports are ok for a private school filled with white skinny stick boys. And the girls teams are all ass except the softball and soccer team. Girls basketball team is unacceptable, the frisbee team (that's it. It's just that they're the frisbee team), I forgot we had a golf team, wtf is squash, and everyone praises the hockey team because this one kid scored one goal and that was the most exciting thing that has ever happened at that school. The poly game is an excuse for the whole school to get wasted and spit on their principal.
Any Fieldston party is a complete joke yet everyone thinks they can get lit. All the black kids are in love with the one black english teacher, and the white kids are in love with whatever the black kids think is cool. And everyone is jewish for some reason.
All the students spent a solid three months mourning a tree. Seriously. And the white kids love the black kids so much they say the n word whenever they want. It's a school where everyone is spoiled but they still go to protests cuz its "super trendy uwu." No one there is funny except the kids who are suicidal and poor. And the school praises itself for its long, skinny, ethical cock.
why am I still at Fieldston?
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