fitted sheet syndrome

when you attempt to make your bed with a fitted sheet but one corner always, ALWAYS comes off. either during the night and you wake up with one corner off, or when you attempt to make your bed and one corner pops off.

danny: dude ive tried putting on this sheet for the past 10 minutes and one corner just wont stay on
kevin: you have some serious fitted sheet syndrome

by kieralovedanny September 13, 2025

fatness/fitness

One supposedly follows the other; only one letter difference to mean the exact opposites.

If you combine fatness/fitness, what do you get? "Fiatness"? Does that refer to an overweight person who drives a crappy subcompact car?

by QuacksO May 31, 2020

Fit

A tantrum one throws when they aren't getting their way, usually taking place within minutes of having their teeth knocked out.

I heard Jarrell had a fit when Keisha changed the Netflix password after they broke up.

by JaVonni Brustow April 2, 2021

Fit

Foot~

I’m going to slap ur fit

by lil.Strawberry_Salad January 13, 2021

FULL FITNESS FEBRUARY

YOU MUST DO A PUSH-UP EVERY DAY OF FEBRUARY

BRO YOU READY FOR FULL FITNESS FEBRUARY

by CHUCKLE PANTZZ November 1, 2025

shit fit

The act of taking a Shit Fit means that you repeatedly go to the restroom, take a shit, finish up, but then are required to go back to the restroom and repeat the Shit Fit Cycle.

Dude 1: *calls Dude 2*
Dude 2: "Hey, I can't talk now I'm having a shit fit."
Dude 1: "Ooops, my bad. I'll call you in a few cycles."

by D. Showerhandel July 10, 2016

Fit in the shadow

When someone's trying to escape from the sun's heat and he's putting himself on a silhouette.

Come on! Let me fit in the shadow of the umbrella. Its so hot!

by Freakingsandee April 20, 2010