The Fitness Gram Pacer Test

a running capability test usually used on children to test their ability to run. this was especially common in elementary schools in the early 2000s to 2015, however, its recently fell out of fashion in some schools, due to children now being special little fucking snowflakes who cant run for their life.

this was also referred to as a torture method for 2nd and 5th graders, as the test is timed for every lap (running from point A, to point B back to point A), and this time limit goes up faster. most crotch goblins cant get past lap 5-7

"The FitnessGram Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal bodeboop. A sing lap should be completed every time you hear this sound. ding Remember to run in a straight line and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark. Get ready!… Start."

or

Mike: "holy shit, i just finished the fitness gram pacer test"
Bryan: "damn, i only could make it to lap 5 before i passed out"

by Zer0Rebel4 November 9, 2020

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Fit

Sexy, beautiful, gorgeous, attractive, hot af (as fuck), would definitely smash lol

Lily Starfire is fit af, she's the personification of a wet dream and I wish she'd dm me to hook up 😉

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Kenny Rogers fitted sheets

Many a dude feels clueless about these cranky bedclothes --- he knows how to hold 'em, but he never can learn how to fold 'em.

I don't mind helping out wif da laundry, but I always let my girlfriend take care of stowing da Kenny Rogers fitted sheets --- it's always a real "gamble" to have me attempt it.

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fit guy

Eddie Munson.
This guy. 😚👌MWAH!
Sebastian Stan.
Steve Harrington.
RDJ
Chris Hemsworth
Timothee Chalamalabingbong

“Hey! Look at that fit guy over there.”

“Eddie Munson’s a fit guy.”

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fitted sheet syndrome

when you attempt to make your bed with a fitted sheet but one corner always, ALWAYS comes off. either during the night and you wake up with one corner off, or when you attempt to make your bed and one corner pops off.

danny: dude ive tried putting on this sheet for the past 10 minutes and one corner just wont stay on
kevin: you have some serious fitted sheet syndrome

by kieralovedanny September 13, 2025

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