The act of squeezing out ones farts whilst performing martial art moves. Replacing "Hee Yaaaa" with a bottom rippler.
Van Damme disposed of the three assailants with an uppercut, roundhouse and wet Martial Fart that smelled of eggs...
by fishkka August 11, 2010
Get the Martial Fartmug. The art of engulfing air with your bum and retaining it and then squeezing it to create a fart. This is a skill that will make you be able to release earth shattering farts for unlimited times. Sometimes those vile ass fumes will not be coped by the average human.
Man1: Hey did you hear my fart
Man2: Yeah it was quiet I’ll teach you how to be pumping farts. Their loud
Man2: *FARTS*
Palm tree: *Flies away*
Man2: Yeah it was quiet I’ll teach you how to be pumping farts. Their loud
Man2: *FARTS*
Palm tree: *Flies away*
by Thefume1010 April 21, 2019
Get the Pumping fartsmug. I felt a rumbling so I proceeded to cup my farthole and grabbed a handful of fart sprinkles to sprinkle on the wife. It must of had some darkside in it cause she turned evil.
by MrWangsta April 26, 2016
Get the Fart Sprinklemug. When a girl farts and the ‘fart air’ rides up forward into their pussy hole, and is then queefed out. The queef of the fart out of your pussy hole causes the labia to slap, flap and flop about resembling two pieces of bologna flapping together simultaneously. The combination of shit smell and pussy smell creates a dirty wet bologna smell.
/ bəˈlōnē / färt / Noun _ Verb
-“Wtf, Why does it smell like freakin bologna in my car?”
-“Sorry, I just bologna farted..smells like my ass and vag.”
-“Christie, What the hell! Did you just queef?”
-“Close, it was actually a bologna fart. My labia be flappin in da wind yo! Smells so bad too. Just embrace it, dude! It’s natural.”
-“Wtf, Why does it smell like freakin bologna in my car?”
-“Sorry, I just bologna farted..smells like my ass and vag.”
-“Christie, What the hell! Did you just queef?”
-“Close, it was actually a bologna fart. My labia be flappin in da wind yo! Smells so bad too. Just embrace it, dude! It’s natural.”
by Lick It Like A Lizard May 14, 2020
Get the Bologna Fartmug. A piece of 3-ply toilet folded in half at least four times and inserted between the buttocks to protect underwear in times of messy flatulence.
by Ron Chandler July 14, 2016
Get the Fart Nappymug. When a girl farts while you are fuckin her ass and the fart travels through your dick and out your ass
by Ton_The_Hungry September 30, 2020
Get the Fart Loanmug. When you are driving somewhere and smell a fart but realize it is some stank smell emanating from the streets and going through your air vents. So then you try and make the air vents recycle air instead and come to another realization that the fart smell that entered your car in the first place is now just recycling back into the same air. So then you shut off the air all together and yet again realize that the faster you drive the more air comes in even though the vents are shut off. Damn it that really grinds my gears.
Me: The fuck, did you just fart?
Person: Nah man that shits coming from outside.
Me: Ah shit your right, I mean we are driving on the New Jersey turnpike which is known for having street farts.
Person: Nah man that shits coming from outside.
Me: Ah shit your right, I mean we are driving on the New Jersey turnpike which is known for having street farts.
by Ol' headass January 10, 2020
Get the Street Fartmug.