there's feces in my anus

An alternative to saying "I gotta take a shit"

There's feces in my anus!

by Danno April 6, 2005

Fecking

Something really horrible, worse the flecking (look it up).

all i can fecking think about is a giant pimple on my forehead.

by Secret guy1232321 January 18, 2009

Fecal face

A person with a face covered in doo-doo stinkies. Someone who enjoys the dirty sanchez/Hot Karl.

That girl I met at the bar last night was a REAL fecal face, if you know what I mean.

by Fck yo couch! January 14, 2008

Feces Faucet

Another name for a woman's ass / sphincter depending on the reference. A faucet is a regulator for controlling the flow of liquid from a reservoir, in this case the reservoir which is holding the feces (aka poop) is the woman's anus and the sphincter is the faucet ergo feces faucet.

Example 1
Man 1: dude, that broads feces faucet was so tight last night when i plowed her doggy style.

Man 2: nice bro

Example 2
Man 1: check out the feces faucet on that broad, id love to tap that

Man 2: man i know, that is one nice booty. one of the nicest i have ever seen.

by the.feces.machine March 22, 2010

Fecal Alcohol Syndrome

The state of being shit-faced.

"After too many drinks she was suffering from fecal alcohol syndrome."

by Ronman6449 August 20, 2013

Fecal Transplant

Fecal transplantation (or bacteriotherapy) is the transfer of stool from a healthy donor into the gastrointestinal tract for the purpose of treating recurrent C. difficile colitis.

Your doctor would say this to you if you needed this treatment.
Doctor: You need a Fecal Transplant.
Patient: Man, alright, i guess if the doctor says so.

by DragonSkittles September 17, 2018

fatigued feces

bicolored turd that resembles the color of amy fatigues.

after a night of drinking and eating mexican food, i woke up to a bad case of fatigued feces.

by cut throat committee January 8, 2007