Evan is the term given to a deformed or disabled kid who plays fortnite everyday & Dosent want to download pubg because he knows that hes trash at it
by Enuas Bitch August 27, 2018
Get the evanmug. The porn name of an ex pornstar that was dubbed "The Giggliest Girl in Porn" by crude porn humor website Efukt. Some other girl, not nearly as cute as the original Claire, tried to take that name after Claire retired. That intruder she was quickly forgotten, unlike Claire who is considered a porn leyend by connoisseurs.
She is now trying to live a normal life, loves Jesus and Homeless people.
She is now trying to live a normal life, loves Jesus and Homeless people.
Claire Evans: "I really like cum".
Gloryhole Swallow guy: I can see that. Can I get you a free pink vibrator?
Claire Evans: Sure, tee-hee!!
Gloryhole Swallow guy: I can see that. Can I get you a free pink vibrator?
Claire Evans: Sure, tee-hee!!
by Chico chico chico June 5, 2023
Get the Claire Evansmug. Evanism is the complex psychological and philosophical concept of targeting innocent individuals, committing verbal slander, and the expression of extraterrestrial behavior.
“An Evanistic human has sat on me.”
“As a witness to Evanism, it's something that needs to be stopped. It is taking over the youth of our country. We need to take a stand.”
“As a witness to Evanism, it's something that needs to be stopped. It is taking over the youth of our country. We need to take a stand.”
by perfect asphalt June 8, 2025
Get the Evanismmug. An extremely attractive individual. Often called the most interesting, most handsome man in the world.
by MoustacheBob October 8, 2023
Get the Evan Faymug. Commoner who loves to put warm jizz in his mother’s twat. He finds ways to break his body and his sole purpose is to be a massive faggot and fuck slags called Caitlin. This person is a bit under educated and doesn’t know the difference between an anus and vagina.
by Evabisonheroin September 18, 2021
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