drunk-time

being so involved in ones drunken state that one forgets that time is actually passing

maura: okay... mike told me that he was only staying out until two am... its now four am.. should i start looking behind dumpsters for him?

jennifer: um no...im sure hes just on drunk-time... he will come back eventually.

by kapapko February 18, 2010

Drunk Shuffling

Being able to shuffle 40% better while drunk because of the feeling of your feet sliding across the ground when your drunk or stoned.

That guy came in second place in the anual shuffle comp, if he were Drunk Shuffling he'd come first..

by LéKHOLE November 02, 2010

Tired drunk

When you’re out of it from being tired and act like your drunk or high

Woah dude, I’m feelin a bit tired drunk

by EMSP420 June 13, 2019

Drunk Walmarting

goin to walmart drunk asF and doin random shit and quite possibly being carried out in handcuffs

omg we got arrested for drunk walmarting.. finally!

by cock_licking_kkk_bitch February 12, 2015

Primo Drunk

When you get to the point of drunkeness that you are incapable of remembering your name, where you are, and why you are...or are not...wearing underpants.

Bro #1 "Bro...are you okay?"
Bro #2 " ...whsush"
Bro #1 "Oh man you're Primo Drunk"
Bro #2 *Drops*

by 99problemz November 04, 2011

drunk funk

Drinking so much to avoid depression that you get depressed about how much you're drinking.

Ever since that 1st adoption class they make you take, I've been in a drunk funk

by JimHolt April 09, 2017

Drunk Walrus

A walrus that broke into a wine cellar, and drank everything. Caution, they are very dangerous. Charjabugs are better.

There's a drunk walrus. Go near him. (cruel joke)

by CharjabugGD March 08, 2017