When you are so drunk that when attempting to have sex, you fail to make proper thrust movements and just wiggle and flop. Like a fish on dry land.
by Drifter766 April 19, 2015
Get the Fish Drunk mug.This is when a guy is so drunk that his noodle isn't going to get hard. Don't keep trying because it isn't going to happen till the morning. It's not his fault its the alcohol.
girl 1: Did you and Joe have fun last night after the party? girl 2: No. He had a drunk noodle and after playing with it for 15 minutes it wasn't happening. The next morning we rocked each others world.
by jimmybomm July 13, 2020
Get the drunk noodle mug.A drunk one is the person that says the most stupid things. They are the type of people who are not really drunk but act like it. They can be very awkward and are the most terrible singers. If you know a drunk one approach it with the greatest caution. You'll never know what they'll do.
by Don't know don't care October 9, 2015
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Get the air drunk mug.The swell in the occupancy of a restaurant during the late night/early morning when business should typically be slow.
by Ohgir August 20, 2008
Get the drunk rush mug.So drunk that people question if they should call the ambulance for you. Regular amount of drunk for scandinavians
by Lobster<3 June 23, 2022
Get the scandinavian drunk mug.A state achieved by getting drunk as fuck and doing adderall so you can drink more. While in this state, you feel the compulsive need to fight people, break shit and listen to loud music.
I drank a 12 pack, did some shots and blew some speed at this house party. I was so punk drunk i wanted to smash everything in the fucking house and fight dudes.
by anon2320 January 22, 2014
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