Primo Drunk

When you get to the point of drunkeness that you are incapable of remembering your name, where you are, and why you are...or are not...wearing underpants.

Bro #1 "Bro...are you okay?"
Bro #2 " ...whsush"
Bro #1 "Oh man you're Primo Drunk"
Bro #2 *Drops*

by 99problemz November 04, 2011

drunk funk

Drinking so much to avoid depression that you get depressed about how much you're drinking.

Ever since that 1st adoption class they make you take, I've been in a drunk funk

by JimHolt April 09, 2017

Drunk Walrus

A walrus that broke into a wine cellar, and drank everything. Caution, they are very dangerous. Charjabugs are better.

There's a drunk walrus. Go near him. (cruel joke)

by CharjabugGD March 08, 2017

scandinavian drunk

So drunk that people question if they should call the ambulance for you. Regular amount of drunk for scandinavians

Should we call the ambulance? No she is just scandinavian drunk.

by Lobster<3 June 23, 2022

tampon drunk

Soaking a tampon in alcohol than shoving it in your vagina or asshole to make you feel drunk

Her mom can smell alcohol in her breath so we have to get tampon drunk

by Fuk'n Twat Nugget December 29, 2014

Drunk Toes

When someone gets drunk and tries to give herself a pedicure and finds out later that they are not the her liking.

Sally got a tad tipsy at my house the other night and decided to give herself a pedicure in the middle of my bathroom floor. She resulted with a case of drunk toes.

by rosschromatic April 18, 2010

Kiss-drunk

Kiss drunk is basically a kiss so good it leaves you in a daze to where you feel drunk, sort of like the term pussy drunk

Dude have you seen Jason’s face? He’s totally kiss-drunk from that girl that kissed him earlier..

by Pussyboyslay May 13, 2023