Pat drunk

Pat Drunk: getting so drunk you say things you don't mean...and mean things you don't say....

Example:
#1 you told that girl you loved her last night!
#2. I know dude...I didn't mean it at all...I was Pat drunk....

by Patrick Crebbles December 28, 2013

Drunk Walmarting

goin to walmart drunk asF and doin random shit and quite possibly being carried out in handcuffs

omg we got arrested for drunk walmarting.. finally!

by cock_licking_kkk_bitch February 12, 2015

Drunk Noms

When you're drunk and just getting out of the club/bar and you get something to eat like pizza or McDonald's or poutine and eat it whilst drunk.

Let's go get some drunk noms

by daahsatan March 6, 2015

Context drunk

The ability to get intoxicated without having to consume any alcohol, usually occurs mostly in party environment when surrounded by drunken peers.

Im driving to the party tonight so I'll have to rely on getting context drunk instead

by Djdjcjcjcjcjckjvjv March 12, 2015

drunk pissing

the act of, after having passed out drunk, rising up and wandering around half conscious, and finally urinating, more often than not in an incredibly absurd location that you somehow have imagined is the toilet.

Witness: "get a little tipsy last night?"

Drunk pisser: "I guess so why?"

Witness: "I walked into the kitchen and found you drunk pissing in the refrigerator!"

by luciferous March 30, 2015

Fish Drunk

When you are so drunk that when attempting to have sex, you fail to make proper thrust movements and just wiggle and flop. Like a fish on dry land.

My boyfriend got fish drunk last night, it was so embarrassing...

by Drifter766 April 19, 2015

j drunk

When you drink way too much way too fast

Oh man, I drank a case of beer in 4 hours, I was j drunk.

by tyd May 25, 2015