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Douche Poker

A passive agressive negotiation between two witless self-absorbed under-qualified middle managers who possess no real power in the grand scheme of their employment hierarchy.
These executives are bogged down in a major game of douche poker over digital rights.
by NYC Magoo August 26, 2013
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Skittle Douche

noun- The reference to making one's vagina taste like the rainbow or become brightly colored.

Adj. describing someone who is sweeter than a regular douche bag.
OMG babe your vagina taste like the rainbow did u use a Skittle douche!?

adj. Your my little skittle douche :)
by sadddpanda October 24, 2011
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Douche Alert

When a douche bag aka dousch bag is approaching yourself and others and you must warn them before the douche gets close enough.
Where is Drew? Oh he's in the dishroom where he belongs. Here he comes, Douche alert!!! Douche alert!!!
by Soda Fountain May 15, 2006
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douche hole

A person who is equal parts douchebag and asshole. Usually reserved for the males species but not always.
Matt: I'm watching the game and having a brewskie, come over?
Ryan: Sorry man, I got a roller blading competition in an hour.
Matt: Ice skating after that? When did you become such a fucking douche hole?
by Mo Nuts May 11, 2007
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douch rocket

A person who flys around the universe being a gaint douch.
by SPS November 19, 2004
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Douche Bag

Is a person that is a total moron and doesn't think before he/she speaks or acts.
What a stupid Douche Bag, he has no clue what he is talking about
by Pabstman June 18, 2005
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douche fuck

1: noun. A combination of douche bag and dumb fuck.
Jimmy: 2 pairs beat a full house.
Johnny: No they don't douche fuck!
by Bonus April 19, 2005
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