by Cpt hh May 25, 2017

by Rosavanwinkle June 2, 2023

Human 1: i have a dog in my house
Human 2: did i asked
Human 1: no but i dont really care mother fucker
Human 2: did i asked
Human 1: no but i dont really care mother fucker
by Makayu February 7, 2022

"Hey I Did A Zena today and resigned. My colleague keeps giving me creepy side-eye and death stares, another one says "done" instead of "did", another one micro-manages me to death and asks me what religion I am (tf?)... should I contact HR?"
"Nah, just come work for me. I'll pay you more anyway."
"Nah, just come work for me. I'll pay you more anyway."
by CohortFail May 30, 2024

One of the most infuriating things you can say to someone as it instantly shuts down any possible social interaction and makes everyone feel awkward. There is no way to come back from this lazy retort without looking like a jackass. Personally, I recommend you resort to physical violence if this comeback is ever used.
Person 1: I haven't been feeling well, my grandmother just died and I haven't gotten over it yet.
Person 2: Did I ask?
Person 1: Proceeds to beat person 2 to death
Person 2: Did I ask?
Person 1: Proceeds to beat person 2 to death
by Partydude17 May 23, 2023

by littleclinty September 14, 2020

by play celeste plz plz May 19, 2022
