davy crockett

So your loving your girl strong getting her wet and really loose, really loose (this is of the utmost importance). As things heat up head south, and instead of munching the rug slip your head into her vagina up to your forehead, like a baseball cap. the spin around so you both have your backs on the bed, table, sink, mother, you know whatever. Then stand up with your new vagina headware and ask politely for her to "drop a load" down your neck, dont work clean up is a breeze! Go look in the mirror you sould have something that looks like the great davy crocket coon skinned hat.

So I was riding this bird and my head got cold so I davy crockett'ed that shit and now I cant get this brown ring off my forehead.

by punkskyw August 18, 2006

crock of shit

who knows, probably a fatty-ass crock pot of shit. Danny Oskam uses it sometimes. Its pretty funny when said in a british accent, or a scottish/irish accent.

this socccer practice is a crock of shit.
you want some of this you crock of shit?
atrevete a pelear conmigo you crock of shit!

by patty-o-pinchmeyoudie December 9, 2003

Crock punch

an extremely hard punch delivered to the crotch area by and to a drunk.

"Dude did you see that? That guy just got Crock punched. Haha ya he wont be getting up from that."

by Hammable Lector March 10, 2010

crocodilopig

A woman of such unpleasing countenance as to repulse a fellon's canine companion.

"she's a good hand at de-cokeing a two stroke, but by god she's a crocodilopig"

by Keith DRG November 12, 2007

crock pot

a woman who is a "slow cooker," has to process "stew" her anger over a long period of time before she will express it to her mate

Bob: Why the long face, Herman?
Herman: My wife's a crock pot.
Bob: She found out you blew the tax return on your new Harley, huh?
Herman: Yep, now I've got to wait three days before I hear, "We've got to talk."
Bob: Yowza! Hey, since you've got three days, let's go to Vegas.

by tanxenchou June 1, 2011

Hippa-Croca-Monsta Pig

A totally, honest down to earth fat and ugly girl that will shout back.

That girl that when you look at her total ugly face and fat body and she growls at you to frighten you so much and then she wolfs down a big mac.
a total hippa-croca-monsta pig!

by acatcalledthursday March 12, 2009

crockett

An unusualy sluty woman.

"Hey look over at that whore. What a crockett!"

by m dizzle T May 2, 2006