Verb. To insert your penis in between two couch cushions, with or without lubrication. Then, you proceed to thrust back and forth in said couch, as if you were fucking a girl. Some people prefer to go raw, or use a sock for easy clean-up!
by Feetbeater6911 November 17, 2015
Get the couch beatmug. The individual who decided to watch porn while humping a couch in the WALC (Wilmeth Active Learning Center) at Purdue University.
Hey? Did you hear about the WALC Couch Humper?
Ya. I heard he was jerkin his dick in the middle of WALC!
Ya. I heard he was jerkin his dick in the middle of WALC!
by sillygeese January 26, 2024
Get the WALC Couch Humpermug. by me81 January 1, 2015
Get the granny's couchmug. A super-comfy couch, with an in-built phone charger.
by givesies February 22, 2018
Get the Companion Couchmug. When an male or female lays on top of another large fluffy (overweight) person ,as if on a waterbed, while listening to their heart and their inhalation moves the that person equally with each breath.
While after a few drinks of whiskey Shannon was laying on Kim's circular body comfy couching on a hot sweaty night and fell asleep on top of them.
While after a few drinks of whiskey Shannon was laying on Kim's circular body comfy couching on a hot sweaty night and fell asleep on top of them.
While after a few drinks of whiskey I was laying on Tom's circular body comfy couching on a hot sweaty night
by RodeoSafety August 10, 2018
Get the Comfy couchingmug. by Cuz she said March 3, 2021
Get the drop it like a couchmug. 1. when having sex with your girlfriend on a couch and you fall off
2. when engineers at NASA drop the rocket when moving it on the couch platform
2. when engineers at NASA drop the rocket when moving it on the couch platform
by mr astronaught October 31, 2011
Get the knocked the rocket off the couchmug.