fuck ya couch

meaning for when u dont give a fuck

fuck ya couch dick!

by Nicholas_lupton October 9, 2016

couch guru

A couch guru is an individual who lives on your couch and provides nuggets of wisdom, advice, and the dankest weed hook-ups. The couch guru sustains themselves by consuming Mountain Dew, Doritos and porn. Example: the guy on the couch from Half Baked.

My couch guru hooked me up with a new water bong and advised me on how to fix my relationship with my father.

by Colberttoldmeto August 23, 2016

couch pancake

Shove a pancake so far up your ass you can taste it

Me and my girl made a couch pancake

by The big faggot August 18, 2016

Couch tatty

An elite call of duty player, with a extremely high kill death ration

That guy is couch tatty and has a big face

by HJT7 June 24, 2016

mini couch fucker

Not unlike a couch fucker; however, the individual prefers intercourse with smaller couches.

Hey mini couch fucker! Try this one on for size!

by Burritowang May 14, 2016

couching

Coaching a gamer from his couch. Frequently yelling at him/her during the process.

A: "You noob! Do not attack! God you suck! Couching you is exhausting."

B: "I am trying, but i am new to this game."

by CPViper January 16, 2018

Couch

(Possibly older urban slang) It’s what you put on top of a scoop of ice cream or a sundae, indiscernible from what can be found from reaching under the cushions of a couch, scooping up what you can, and sprinkling it on top of said frozen treat.

Girl let’s go to the Tasty Freeze...I want me a BIG ASS bowl of soft serve chocolate with couch.

by ovalbeach October 21, 2019