cobra shot

A surprise cum shot to the face originating from a dick that cannot be located. The offending dick is typically attached to a person in a tree, atop a building, or using one of those Predator cloaking device dealies.

*splat* Oh god, is this cum? Where the fuck did this even come from?!?! God dames cobra shots!

by Madro August 8, 2015

carbatosed

The feeling you get when you have an insulin spike post eating lots of carbohydrates, and thus feel comatosed, by carbs.

I ate, like, a whole loaf bread. I was completely carbatosed, I slept on the sofa all night.

by nomad464 January 15, 2016

Cobra

The Cobras is a hard core street gang with lots of undercover gangsters that you might not expect to carry a strap. They are reppin black and gold from the 801.

Be on the DL I think that's a cobra

by 801samar April 17, 2016

cobra 85

A an awesome bike and very ispnsive

I want a cobra 85

by Cobra12345678910 January 31, 2017

Cobranchi

Pronunciation: Co-bran-chi
The beast of Italy, it will attack and kill all those who oppose it. Any who seeks to approach it should be wary, as it does not take kindly unfamiliar people. The easiest way to gain its trust is to call it by its actual name, Cobianchi. Also, generally an asshole
Pronunciation: Co-bee-ankh-e

"I tried talking to the Cobranchi earlier, but he just gave me an evil glare and threatened to murder me. Should I try again, or...?"
"Nah, bro. The Cobranchi is just a dick."

by The True Cobianchi February 23, 2017

Cobra yawn

The shape the opening makes when a penis is quickly pulled out of a vagina.

After a fast pounding, he quickly pulled out and left a gaping Cobra Yawn.

by Nucleardictionary November 29, 2017

cobraposted

Revealing a dirty secret about someone .

#cobrapost

Paytm got cobraposted.

All major news outlets got cobraposted. (An investigation exposes Indian media giants willing to peddle propaganda as news. Plus, the US global media operation.)

by forjustice June 12, 2018