cooked

When someone or something is truly, utterly, and definitively fucked, typically with little or no hope of recovery

"Damn, Joey didn't revise shit for tomorrow's exam, it's the entire year's material!"

"Bro is cooked"

by MrSonnen June 11, 2024

Cook my porkchop

Asking someone to perform oral sex on you.

Hey babe, you think before dinner you could cook my porkchop?

by Anonymore August 28, 2016

I'm cooked

Another way of saying "I'm done for" or "I'm screwed". Usually something said by someone who believes they are unlovable

"No one wants me, I'm cooked"

by WeirdAlLover February 25, 2024

kristy cook

Cheats on all her mans and takes loads of seman and loves juicy cock from number 18 quarterback

kristy cook love anal

by Alex baugh January 23, 2024

Cooke

To be a “Cooke” is when you act like a dumbass

“shut the fuck up Cooke”

by pseudonym10000001 February 20, 2022

Liam Cook

An actor but also someone who takes numerous amounts of L's. Well known for his work in HDHS and Star Warsf ew consider him a success. Although he is quite tall, he unfortunately didn't utilize his height for sports other than recreational soccer. Also despite notoriety he is quite clingy.

That guy's such a Liam Cook

by Dupicuh November 11, 2025

Cook

Rest og the Month is fuck Your girlfriend dag

Defined Cook i ræva

by Hans_erik_førde October 18, 2019