Big Cannons

Term used to describe a female with a pair of large breasts.

The term was coined by Kenny Powers in the HBO show Eastbound and Down when referring to his ex lover (April Buchanon) who possessed a pair of large breasts.

“Hey Big Cannons (April), who’s the new dude?”

by T C Ellis May 22, 2025

loose cannon

A person, often holding a position of significant responsibility within military, political, or business contexts whose words or actions are considered by some to undermine established objectives of the greater organization.

In our operations handbook, the section with the heading "definitive loose cannon" contains a picture of John Bolton.

by uncletrav June 6, 2018

Cannon Basketball

when you stick a golfball in your partner's anus and you wait for it to pop out

bro, I totally shocked her with the cannon basketball!

by The doctors fuck buddy January 14, 2021

hand cannon

When a man commits premature ejaculation as she is direct his penis into her vagina.

Izzy was surprised when she turned his penis into a real hand cannon.

by chand1012 August 21, 2016

silk cannon

A slang for pension

She sucked on my silk cannon until it started shooting missiles

by Doughboyjunior June 12, 2023

Mr. Cannon

Mr. Cannon is a god among men

Mr. Cannon can write poetry better than you
Mr. Cannon knows more about grammar than anyone in the world
Mr. Cannon is no simp
Mr. Cannon can beat Jordan

My teacher Mr. Cannon makes me handwrite my essays 3 times before I type it

by Gary_Winthorp April 22, 2020

Dusche-Cannon

a dusche cannon is anyone thats being a fag, can be used to make fun of people in an arguement.

"Drew was such a fag for cutting himself"
"I know man, hes a real dusche-cannon"

by Muddass Pimpster August 12, 2008