a super hot attractive brown hair, dark brown eyes kinda guy. he will crush you heart when you first meet him, and then you fall in love. he will confess his love for you and then you will confess too. he will then talk to your for a month straight and continue to act like he’ll ask you out, but then never do it. and then say he ‘lost feelings’. if you have a miles in your life then just continue to be good friends and keep your feelings to yourself.
have you seen miles today he is looking cute.
oh wow, miles just lost feelings for me.
person one- miles is looking at your butt.
person two- oh lawd.
person one- didn’t he just say he lost feelings for you?
person two- yes.
oh wow, miles just lost feelings for me.
person one- miles is looking at your butt.
person two- oh lawd.
person one- didn’t he just say he lost feelings for you?
person two- yes.
by anonymous April 30, 2022
Get the milesmug. by Miles_pogboy October 15, 2023
Get the Miles Alzertmug. A hazing challenge where someone has to run a mile with a cookie in between their ass cheeks. If it breaks, they must eat the cookie.
Person 1: “Whoa, why is he running like that?”
Person 2: “Oh, we are making him run the Cookie Mile since he lost in fanstasy football.”
Person 2: “Oh, we are making him run the Cookie Mile since he lost in fanstasy football.”
by EpicPenisMuncher2001 December 4, 2023
Get the Cookie Milemug. The desperate half-mile sprint a man makes to a local convenience store when he desperately wants sex, has a partner, but isn't willing to risk spawning a crotch goblin. Upon arriving back with condoms, the Condom Mile is complete
Sarah: "Y'know, I was really disappointed I couldn't sleep with Richie at that party last night..."
Jessica: "You should've just had him make the Condom Mile."
Jessica: "You should've just had him make the Condom Mile."
by Turtle-Cakes April 5, 2024
Get the condom milemug. by GhostGuy<3 November 7, 2021
Get the Miles The Salmonmug. A fucking legend from Essex! One of the funniest blokes you will ever meet and also quite a good bloke. Loves a beer, especially VB.
by Livinglegendlew November 23, 2021
Get the lewis milesmug. Person 1: "Hey, do you know what we are putting in today?"
Person 2: "What's that?"
Person 1: "The Nauti Miles"
Person 2: "What's that?"
Person 1: "The Nauti Miles"
by Thronley January 8, 2023
Get the Nauti Milesmug.