When a person is giving a blowjob and pulls the ball hair down as tight as possible and starts trying to strum the hair like a banjo
by Mikhail1988 August 6, 2021

Q: What were you doing in the ocean for so long
A: I was just pooping, doing a Poseidon`s blowjob if you will
A: I was just pooping, doing a Poseidon`s blowjob if you will
by AP9910 March 22, 2024

by 1blueheron December 11, 2024

by eddieisthebest September 10, 2020

The time honored tradition of performing fellatio on a loved one under a lit Christmas tree on Christmas Eve in honor of the spirit of giving and holiday stress relief.
Variant 1: Christmas Eve Facial: special version of the Christmas Eve Blowjob that ends with the giver being frosted like a sugar cookie.
Variant 1: Christmas Eve Facial: special version of the Christmas Eve Blowjob that ends with the giver being frosted like a sugar cookie.
Santa: "Merry Christmas to all, and to all a mouthful!"
Ladies everywhere: "I can't wait to get my mouthful with this Christmas Eve blowjob!"
Ladies everywhere: "I can't wait to get my mouthful with this Christmas Eve blowjob!"
by Oral Hershiser December 24, 2024

You and your partner take any bag of gummy rings and stretch out the rings carefully and wrap them around your partners penis. Then your significant other proceeds to give the male a blowjob, eating the rings off his penis.
by anonymous February 14, 2025

When a trucker has a water for pleasuring himself and as we all know they come in pairs, so the other wing is in inserted into your ass deflated, leaving only the blow piece exposed and then having someone else inflate with their mouth
I was hauling some toys across country in my rig, got bored, so I pulled over and found nice guy and he gave me a Kentucky blowjob
by Nashville bible pusher June 8, 2016
