Pirate Brain

When your brain is completely consumed by thoughts or pirates and pirating, often accompanied by thoughts of adventure and treasure-hunting. People with Pirate Brain can become obsessed, and even have constant dreams about pirates (or being one). It is often brought on by watching/reading large amounts of One Piece, or watching a Pirates of the Caribbean movie.

Guy 1: Man I had this dream last night where I was the best pirate in the world.
Guy 2: Sound like someone has a case of Pirate Brain...
Guy 1: SHIVER ME TIMBERS!

by Exonence July 19, 2011

wiener brain

Another way of saying "dickhead". It can be used in situations where cursing is frowned upon. ie - certain people in the office, in front of grandma, in front of children

"Dad, Johnny keeps stealing my crayon."
"Johnny, stop taking his crayons and quit being a wiener brain!"

"Did you meet your sister's new boyfriend?"
"Yeah, he seems like a real... (granny stares) wiener brain."

by JJGene December 19, 2011

turkey brain

The sleepy or dumb way a person thinks after they eat turkey.

After eating Thanksgiving dinner :

"Hey you wanna hang out later?"
"I didn't see it."
"What? That doesn't even make sense. You must have that turkey brain. "

by natedog1978 January 20, 2014

Fried-brain

Someone who is stupid but thinks he/she is smart

"I cant believe that he actually thinks he's so smart. He's such a fried-brain."

by thatkindofperson May 13, 2014

boob brain

when your brain is nothing but boob filled thoughts.

Jeff: Sorry I can't have a serious conversation right now, I'm boob brain at the moment.

by petal_power November 10, 2015

The Brain Freeze Challenge

The Brain Freeze Challenge. One of the best and funniest challenges. Sit in a bloody freezing cold bath tub and answer questions until you get one correct. Created by Caspar Lee. You should go sub to his youtube channel: Caspar Lee. Yeah i just watched his new vid with Eva and came to make this Wiki page. Follow me on ig: julia.zanchetta

LOVE YOU CASPARRR

" Have you seen Caspar's new vid? It's The Brain Freeze Challenge again but with MyLifeAsEva this time!"

by Julia_zanch September 13, 2016

Snow Brain

A complete and utter mush of your brain as soon as you see snow falling. Full effect happens when at least 2 inches of the white stuff is on the ground and you can play. Snow brain takes over all thoughts and ensures you forget everything you should be doing and forces you to get excited about rolling about in it. Often affects children and diminishes as you get older, but not always. Often affects men more than women. Women equivalent is baby brain.

Look! Look!! It's snowing!!! I'm so excited!!! I can't think of a thing else! I have to go! I have snow brain!

by ChiefPoof May 27, 2016