April 24th

National “smack a bitch if needed” day. If anyone tries anything to you, make sure to beat the shit out of them EXTRA hard. Remember, it’s self defense.
Stay safe <3

Someone: “Hey we should hang out on April 24th... It’s national ra-”
You: “-Oh you mean April 24th? That’s national smack a bitch if needed day, and guess what? You’re the bitch.”

And then you smack the hell out of them <3

by idontknowwhyimalive April 23, 2021

April 24

National rape day?No dude it’s the battle of the joshes.I hope josh wins

Hey josh are you going to the josh fight on April 24th

by SKU•_•lly April 25, 2021

21th April

Slap-Hunter-Day

On "Slap-Hunter-Day" you must slap a person whose name is hunter.
It begins on 21th April

by EukalyptusFresse August 13, 2021

APRIL 15

You are such a goddamn bottom
Jesus

Get a boyfriend

Ooh damn
I’m born April 15
I’m a bottom now

by Petshisthebest October 18, 2019

April 26

A day where some girl was born. She is so outgoing and veryyyy sassy and loud.

April 26: someone amazing birthday

by 62727188- November 2, 2019

April 1st

On April 1st we should unlike the most liked egg on Instagram to confuse them!!!

Guys on April 1st let’s unlike the most liked egg on Instagram!!!

by [e-mail] November 5, 2019

April 28

National lose your virginity day! If ur a virgin go out and fuck your girlfriend.

Guy: its april 28 we have to fuck
Girl: but why
Guy: april 28 is national lose your virginity

by Immafuckmygf April 28, 2019