by Elacuar April 1, 2017
Get the age bracketmug. 
by NetCast January 29, 2018
Get the aged wisdommug. The Christian afterlife, when lions can be petted by humans while sitting next to a lamb, without fear of getting mauled. Since humans are of the animal kingdom, they will behave good too.
In the age of well-behaving animals, no strain of bacteria would not make us sick, and elephants wouldn't trample children.
In the age of well-behaving animals, no one would bother going to war or steal from someone.
In the age of well-behaving animals, no one would bother going to war or steal from someone.
by Wm. Wallace The Freedom Fighter January 12, 2008
Get the the age of well-behaving animalsmug. the combination of your current age and the ages of your living children. This is based on the fact that many biblical characters lived to absurdly large ages, and begat tremendous numbers of children. People often say having children ages one prematurely; this is an way to quantify this.
by E. Thomas Ologist January 28, 2025
Get the biblical agemug. Covering yourself and your lover up with blankets that have holes in them by your genitals. Then one of you must tackle the other down the stairs or off the bed. Then you have to try to insert your penis into her hole. If you get it in before two minuets, your lover has to throat fuck you and say "what a lovely tea party".
by Thejerseydirtbag May 1, 2015
Get the Dark Agingmug. When a man chops off his beloved one's vaginal flaps. Then put it a a mud patty bun (dehydrated shit patty) covers the meat with a mix of vaginal discharge and cum for a delectable sauce.
It is used when one has a craving for some “aged arby’s”(a homeade meal made from scratch). She was in pain while being the main ingredient!
by Toe bandit December 4, 2024
Get the aged arby’smug.