Adam

Adam is the nicest person on earth. He is amazing, bootiful, intelligent, and incredibly autistic cough I mean kind. He has many skills one of which include urinating into a plastic bottle. GRAPPEEEE!!! There is no one like Adam, except for his second persona ~ cute blue donkey.

Omg she’s so nice~~ she’s so Adam!!🥺
I Adamed into the toilet today.
I wish I could be Adam hes so perfect 😔

by oink--- October 13, 2020

Adam Silver

Complete dipshit deputy commissioner, now actuall comissioner of the NBA. Can be reckognized for his Voldemort like clammy skin, Beady eyes genetically given to him by his squirrel parents, and longneck dinosaur posture. Appears to enjoy smelling his own farts like in South Park from a wine glass. Claims to be a defender of players rights but in reality is a hardcore racist against non Zion decendents. Practices strange sexual fetishes in his neumorous nyc apartments with undisclosed addresses, and is aroused by underage boys and infants.

Do you think Adam Silver is doing a good job as NBA comish? No he fucking sucks.

by Mohammadnurmagomedov October 7, 2018

Adam Smallridge

A man from the south west of England who was a legit 70's gangsta and one of the most respected gangsters ever. He had to stop being a gangster in the early 80's, because the other gangs found out he was gay.

Peter: Are you gay
Jake: No sorry I'm not Adam Smallridge
Peter: Wasn't he a legit 70's gangster
Jake: Yeh he was great, but then they found out he was a gay and a jew.

by SnopDogg'sIllegitimateDog May 16, 2009

wet adam

insertion of the arm into the anus, making a fist and slightly twitching it.

also see wet albert, moist albert and wet conjugate

He gave her a wet adam last night

by asdfghjkl January 27, 2005

Adam Lazzarra

Lead singer of Taking Back Sunday. Totally sexable.

"Hey, that Adam Lazzarra is one fetishable dude."
"I'd hit it."

by Pansy-The-Apocalypse June 29, 2006

Adam Pascal

The singer/actor who originated the part of Roger in the rock musical Rent. Also has released two solo rock CD's, Model Prisoner and Civilain. He's also really hot.

Person One: You know that guy who's in rent, Adam Pascal? He's pretty hot.
Person Two: Damn straight!

by liz topaz July 9, 2005

Adam Lavine

The eh-fing sexiest singer from Maroon five.

Adam Lavine please get in my pants.

by ayeayeayeayeayeayeayeaye July 17, 2010