Legan the Penguin

Legan the Penguin is a penguin that loves leggings. He usually doesn’t waddle but when he does he looks retarded.

Mya: “damn he looking fine”
Liv: “ he’s wearing leggings. So he’s legan the penguin”

by liversandmya November 22, 2017

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beat the penguin

Jacking off or getting a hand job using snow or ice as lube.

Alternate meaning: when a programmer is verbally masterbating about their code.

I want some action in the cold snow baby.

Sure, pull down your pants and I'll beat the penguin numb as a stranger.

by Zen Mutty March 29, 2016

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penguin water

Lube/oil, typically used for sex

I feel like penguin water makes sex more enjoyable

by SimplyPerk April 14, 2022

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Penguin <3

A cute ass human with a cute ass face and can attract any girl he wants
Penguin is super good with relashionships and he usually has a very strong one with girls with the letter z at the start of their names

Penguin <3 : Just stands there*
Girls with Z names: faint*

by Bananaboatdoodoodoodoodoo December 14, 2021

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A Penguin That Prefers His Fish Cooked Waddles On A Slippery Slope

The translation of a Swedish proverb to mean not to dwell on things that cannot be

Jack: So I've been putting a lot of thought into it and I think Jessica and I would make a great couple!

George: Come on Jack, remember what dad always told us: "A Penguin That Prefers His Fish Cooked Waddles On A Slippery Slope." You know you have no chance with Jessica, stop obsessing over it.

by Zoom_Zolomon March 28, 2020

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