Dutch Willy

To wait until someone falls asleep and you fart into the sleeping person's ear

Did you know Bob is getting a divorce? Yeah, I heard he gave Carol a Dutch Willy

by Alphamope December 17, 2016

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Willy Tricks

Tricks done with the male genitals, for example, the willy stand, the willy flip, the willy flop, the willy spin.
There are willy trick championships, with the current high score being held by The Willy Trickster. Other well known competitors include: The Willy King, and Madam Willy

Look at the frogman doing his fancy willy tricks.

by The Griggman September 18, 2016

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boog willy

The act of picking your nose, then sticking your finger in another person's ear. Similar to giving someone a wet willy, except instead of your saliva, it's your booger going into their ear.

Jonny was being a douche bag, so I gave him a boog willy.

by Slaney June 15, 2006

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The Willy Wonka

When you stick your finger in her ass then shove it into her ear. Sort of like a wet willy but chocolate style.

I crept up quietly and caught her by surprise. She thought it was a wet willy but indeed it was the willy wonka and she liked it. She then looked at me with a shit eating grin. "pun intended"

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Simple Willy

to get a blowjob from a random girl. straight blowjob, no bullshit. not a good on nor a bad one just a plain ol' blow j. use when needed but the meaning is changed when you talk to the girl who gives said blowjob for more then a couple weeks. you canot tell your friends you plan on getting a simple willy otherwise it isnt a simple will at all.

Steve- "hey frank did you hook up with that chick last night?"

Frank- "yeah dude she gave me a simple willy"

Steve- "you son of a bitch thats random"

Frank- "i know"

by duckfudger October 11, 2011

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