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Social Smile

1. Smiling for the sake of not looking sad, even if you're doing/feeling nothing.

2. A smile made by a baby in response to sounds/sights/etc. of things it likes.
1. Any politician's smile.

2. "Honey! Our baby just did her first social smile!"
by smsman August 15, 2011
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social indefinate

a person who does not have a clique but either many or none
Social indefinate kids have many jock, druggy, prep, and scene friends
by MC Kreeper November 30, 2010
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Social Buffalo

1. A nice person who tries to be a 'Social Butterfly', i.e. someone with the ability to be sociable or friendly with everyone, flitting from person to person in the way a butterfly might, but in a misguided attempt to be cool ends up knocking over everybody's drinks and being sick on the carpet.

2. A shitty person who claims to be a 'Social Butterfly', i.e. someone with the ability to be sociable or friendly with everyone, flitting from person to person in the way a butterfly might, but who is actually two-faced about it and tramples over people's feelings in order to achieve popularity.
1. Dammit, everything was going so well until I revealed my true clumsy nature. Why am I such a social buffalo?
2. Wow, that bitch is a social buffalo. She's nice to me in person but when she leaves she just fucking trash talks me.
by KarlUrbane May 19, 2016
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Social Dispensing

Extreme version of Social Distancing were Fanatical germ obsessed Sheeple become completely unhinged at the site of another himan being who is not wearing a face mask, or who is moving within 6feet of another human. They have completely Dispensed with any and all socia, rational or emotional connections to other humans because their fear has completely overwhelmed their sensibilities.
hey!!! YOU CANT HUG THAT CHILD!!! SOCIAL DISTANCING!!!!!!!!

Me:
Whats the point of surviving, if the cost of living is that we all end up practicing an ice cold version of Social Dispensing?
by KrashWorship April 11, 2020
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social embargo

When a group of friends decides to collectively cut off or limit contact and social interaction to a person.
"Johnny was talking shit about the group so we put a social embargo against him."
by BigFootV519 January 2, 2017
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Social Sadist

A person who gets joy from exposing and mocking personal information about people. The most brutal of roasters
"Don't get too close to Marie, she's a social sadist, tell her anything and she'll make you regret it."
by Beastings806 June 9, 2017
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social splash

The social splash is as a pattern of drinking alcohol that allows for a drink to be purchased, accepted, or carried in social situations –parties, bars, nightclubs, events– even when there is no intention of consuming the entire beverage. It is the covert trick of celebrities to maintain the heights of sociality while also maintaining their health, appearance, and alertness. It's difficult not to drink when everyone else is drinking alcohol, and the social splash allows that fact to go unnoticed
“I thought you gave up alcohol?”; (sotto voce) “It’s just a social splash.”.
by Jared of Jaredland March 24, 2017
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