fnaf bed

to lay with Amanda on the fnaf bed

"Let's do the fnaf bed tonight"

by Fakerac May 17, 2020

feather bed

Sticking a feather duster firmly in your anus and grinding on someone until they climax

My boyfriend just gave me a feather bed :D

by Stricklandy September 8, 2016

Beat n' Bed

Created by Zach C.
When one beats off and then immediately after finishing one sits in self wallow then goes to bed.

oh man it's been a long day. i'm so tired and horny. im going to pull a beat n' bed!

by Mr. Lonley July 26, 2011

the other side of the bed

The unused side of one's full/queen/king sized bed that when not being used by someone else is used as a back up for when you come home from a long day of work and realized you have no time or you're just too lazy to take a shower that night, preserving the freshness of one's normal side of the bed.

John: Holy crap dude yesterday was a kick in the nuts, I didn't get home till 3 in the morning.

Clyde: Damn man you atleast took a shower right?

John: Nah I waited till this morning, I slept on the other side of the bed, I hate when I fall asleep and my sheets feel hot and sticky as hell.

Clyde: I hear ya man

by Anonymous6868 November 26, 2009

Get Ta Bed

The term "get ta bed" is very different from "get to bed". To get ta bed one must do so at an alarming rate. Get ta bed can also be used for sexual purposes.

I'm going to get ta bed all over you face!

by Chap0038 June 7, 2011

bed time story

she touches his thighs as if to measure their capacity, then she sits down and kisses his face licking all of its features.
she takes his hands and shows them what to do, where to remain, reside. Her excitement produces extra saliva. Wetting his whole body. Enwrapping his cock. Suck it, he whispers. And she loves to please him. Take it in. All in. He caresses her ass gently then firmly. She ejects her love juices inviting his penetration. But before she moans for the first time she turns around and checks if he is wearing a condom.

bed time story
fictional glory

by Krkič November 29, 2019

Breakfast in bed head

(verb) The act of waking up and receiving breakfast in bed with a surprise, head. Normally you are getting head while you sleep and wake up to realize your wet dream is real.
(Great for birthday presents!)

You'll never guess what my mom gave me for my birthday this morning!...Breakfast in bed head!

by Captain Kev April 4, 2009