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YouTube Smart

Folks on the internet who think they've become expert on something by watching a few YouTube videos, but have no actual knowledge, experience, or critical thinking skills of their own, ESPECIALLY when they reject "traditional" bodies of knowledge or schooling in favor of the long, rambling videos to which they've become addicted.

You can't - and I cannot stress this enough, CANNOT - win an argument with someone that is "YouTube smart".

Example exclamations from this crowd include:

Flat Earther: "At least she is smart enough to know that 5 gallons of water can't spin on a basketball at 1000 mph" and "It's called atmospheric refraction. Research Flat Earth"

Delusional Tightwad: "I'm a sovereign citizen, you have no right to impound my car or arrest me - hey, hey, ow! Let me GO, ow OW!"

And any of: "Alex Jones said fill in ridiculous claims here shouted in an angry, gravelly voice before trying to sell you vitamins!"
Dude, seriously, give up ... Dale is YouTube smart, his kids will have polio and HPV before he'll let that doctor give them autism-by-vaccination!
YouTube Smart by MechaRobzilla July 10, 2019

youtube rewind 2019 

probably the same mess as it was last year its not out yet tho
Gary: i loved youtube rewind 2019
Me: twists his nipples
Gary: thats kinda gay
Me:*suprised pickachu face* :O
youtube rewind 2019 by boredlmao November 25, 2019

Youtube Rewind 2019 

Everyone: "Wow, Youtube Rewind 2019 was shit."

youtube kake

German word for ytp (see also: youtube poop)
A: What does YouTube Poop mean in German
B: (German) Youtube Kake

YouTube Cringe 

People like Logan and Jake Paul, Morgz , Jaystation and everyone who does 3 am videos possesses
Guy1:did u see that new jake paul vid?
Guy2:yea it was so cringe
Guy1:I know it's like he's the king of Youtube cringe

YouTube Monetization Diet

The act of removing things from past or future YouTube uploads to increase your potential earnings for your channel. Things removed can include, but are not limited to: profanity, references to drugs and alcohol, copyrighted material, mature (or immature) humor, violence, guns, and dangerous stunts. To a lesser extent, ceasing production of material suitable for YouTube Kids can be considered part of this diet. Side effects of this diet may include compulsory stretching of videos to 8 minutes, bugging people to like and subscribe, and generally being a douche.
YouTuber 1: You've changed, dude. Ever since you started that YouTube Monetization Diet, you've stopped making the cool videos I subscribed to you for.
YouTuber 2: Maybe so, but now I can afford to buy a hamburger today!