The Willy Wonka

When you stick your finger in her ass then shove it into her ear. Sort of like a wet willy but chocolate style.

I crept up quietly and caught her by surprise. She thought it was a wet willy but indeed it was the willy wonka and she liked it. She then looked at me with a shit eating grin. "pun intended"

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by Briano R February 21, 2017

really willy

the act of having a drop of urin on the tip of your dick as you stick it to ones ear.

dude shes been around soo much id rather "really willy" her face

by cabbage juice August 17, 2009

ashley willis

Ginger guy who likes cock up the bum

You can tell he’s an ashley willis

by 12inchesdeep June 22, 2018

Willy Wonkaing

The sexual act of shoving a whole chocolate bar up someones coochie and/or ass

Jim: Hey Dave, why'd you leave the party so early last night?

Dave: I went with this girl I met and did some Willy Wonkaing to her.

Jim: ...Shit. You're a sick fuck. Don't talk to me again.

by Spookie Clowncake May 8, 2019

Simple Willy

to get a blowjob from a random girl. straight blowjob, no bullshit. not a good on nor a bad one just a plain ol' blow j. use when needed but the meaning is changed when you talk to the girl who gives said blowjob for more then a couple weeks. you canot tell your friends you plan on getting a simple willy otherwise it isnt a simple will at all.

Steve- "hey frank did you hook up with that chick last night?"

Frank- "yeah dude she gave me a simple willy"

Steve- "you son of a bitch thats random"

Frank- "i know"

by duckfudger October 11, 2011

evil willy

An Afrian American's black hole which is known as the ass hole.

"DAYMN nigga, did jew see dat evil willy? Bitch wuz gappin!"

"Aww hell nah. Dat evil willy smelt DANKY fresh."

"Dammit Jacob, you smell like a black dudes evil willy."

by Cracka Master September 25, 2013

Wild Willie

The art of hiding under your boss's desk in attempts of trying to earn a "RAISE".

Well let me climb under your desk and see if we can't bump that up a little sooner...and give you a Wild Willie boss man

by Bandana Crew August 20, 2010