Willy wangler

To obtain a willy by deceitive or manipulative methods.;
Or
Someone who leaves their facebook signed in, in the vacinity of people likely to change the best part of their profile to phallic symbols and status'.

Rob was willy wangling when he left his laptop on the lap of a malicious, fat woman.;
Or
Byron is a flange stomping willy wangler.;
Or
Margery is a serial willy wangler.

by WillyWonkersWorldOfWanking April 11, 2011

milky willy

a limp penis that is covered in sperm

i have a milky willy

by the 5 footer November 3, 2019

Trouser Willy

A penis created by your trousers when you sit down and your flies roll up. Not actually a penis.

"Wooaaahhh, look at how big my trouser willy is!"
"Phwoar."

by Joelle M May 21, 2008

Simple Willy

to get a blowjob from a random girl. straight blowjob, no bullshit. not a good on nor a bad one just a plain ol' blow j. use when needed but the meaning is changed when you talk to the girl who gives said blowjob for more then a couple weeks. you canot tell your friends you plan on getting a simple willy otherwise it isnt a simple will at all.

Steve- "hey frank did you hook up with that chick last night?"

Frank- "yeah dude she gave me a simple willy"

Steve- "you son of a bitch thats random"

Frank- "i know"

by duckfudger October 11, 2011

evil willy

An Afrian American's black hole which is known as the ass hole.

"DAYMN nigga, did jew see dat evil willy? Bitch wuz gappin!"

"Aww hell nah. Dat evil willy smelt DANKY fresh."

"Dammit Jacob, you smell like a black dudes evil willy."

by Cracka Master September 25, 2013

willy milk

The white elixor a man shoots out the head his penis during sexual activity when he achieves orgasm. The willy milk will usually be spilled on the female's face or titty as the man will usually avoid the vagine as not to get stuck paying child support. shit dawg.

"Baby I got ur willy milk right here in these big ass balls, why don't get on ur knees and take a sip"

by DANKUSMALFOY October 4, 2020

Dutch Willy

To wait until someone falls asleep and you fart into the sleeping person's ear

Did you know Bob is getting a divorce? Yeah, I heard he gave Carol a Dutch Willy

by Alphamope December 17, 2016